@MileHighFirster

Former @concalpod // Forever @meatyboiz // Adjacent @LeeRyanGreen420 // Yeer-of-yees // Cannabis Industry Ultramegastar // he/him // FirsterNotLaster@gmail.com

 Denver, CO
twitch.tv/riblet_mb
Joined April 2014
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I used to be slowly dying under fluorescent lights and a computer screen. Now I am thriving, blooming big under grow lights.
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Venmo told me that based on my account history I could apply for a credit card. Great to know my illicit drug purchases are going on my credit these days. – at Cottonwood, CO
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If I had a submarine, I’d call it Das Zoot. – at Westminster, CO
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The YouTube captions just referred to @watcherdev as Dean Hand Bram Toast Us. That’s his name from Now on. – at Westminster, CO
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So if Mauga doesn’t have a “You’re welcome.” voice line, I will have lost what little faith I have left in humanity. Please @PlayOverwatch. – at Westminster, CO
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He preaches the truth. @stavvybaby is right, the Zero Sugar @AWRootBeer is awesome. – at Denver, CO
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I don’t smoke because my daddy was a smoker and I reckon if he couldn’t find the damn things after all those years, I don’t stand much of a chance either. – at Cottonwood, CO
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Who among us has ever truly had @hotpockets come out like this inside? I'm hurt they'd pass this off as advertising. :'(
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Inside the mind of a criminal. @PAYDAYGame
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Ryan Firster retweeted
EFFY@EFFYlives20 Sep 2023
TV IS DEAD LONG LIVE THE INTERNET
Matt Spalding@MattJBasketball20 Sep 2023
Can someone who has never been featured on television in an industry where television is king really be considered successful?
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I don’t really use this anyway. But I reckon if they start charging, I’ll just mosey. – at Westminster, CO
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Just had two @Jolly_Rancher’s in a row that had no flavoring on them, only the taste of sugar and sadness. This is an omen. – at Cottonwood, CO
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.@EFFYlives merch idea for y’all ♥️ – at Westminster, CO
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Ryan Firster retweeted
OG Xanos 💙@OGXanos1 Jun 2023
ITS #DiabloIV DAY BABY! Live later tonight (near 7EDT) I have no idea what class I want to play. HC? or not HC? Dunno. and don't forget to sign up for my #Vrising giveaway! gleam.io/0QidO/v-rising-gloo…
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Lookie here – at Cottonwood, CO
OG Xanos 💙@OGXanos25 May 2023
Want to check out the new V Rising update Gloomrot for FREE?! Enter here to win: gleam.io/0QidO/v-rising-gloo… Keys provided by @VRisingGame via @LURKITcom
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Ryan Firster retweeted
EFFY@EFFYlives22 May 2023
stop bitching about not getting your share of the pie and bake some fucking pie to share.
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Willow!!!!
NJPW Global
@njpwglobal22 May 2023
The first #njpwSTRONG Women's Champion, @willowwrestles! Order the #njresurgence replay now! njpwworld.com/p/ppv_00650_2_…
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Everyone knew they suck but us apparently, but man @FlyFrontier really did everything they could to kinda screw us around and treat us like garbage enough to complain on Twitter about it. – at Colorado, USA
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Date yourself by posting a game that released when you were 18.
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Still. Fucking. Hangs. – at Arvada, CO
Pedro The Lion@pedrothelion16 Apr 2023
DID YOU KNOW… ??? Today’s the legit birthday of Control — released 21 yrs ago, April 16, 2002. Anniversary tour continues tomorrow at @WhiteOakMH in Houston. A bit of “Rapture” last night @mohawkaustin. 🎥 by Julie Tipton, thx! #pedrothelion #davidbazan @davidbazan #control
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