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I like to gamble and make AI Sports memes dabearsupdate on TikTok

Joined November 2011
Touched the Larry O’Brien before Chris Paul 🏆
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Jaylon Johnson is officially back on porn
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Cowboys vs Colts
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*Sam Darnold Drops back* Jeffery Simmons:
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Couldn’t just take the l and move on Gotta turn to cope city 😭😭
Yes, the Bears are good, but between Ben Johnson’s dumb postgame chants and Caleb Williams’ constant humming and corny dances, their head coach and quarterback are the two corniest people in the NFL.
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Josh Jacobs- Domestic Violence Montez Sweat- Domestically Gets Stronger You’re right though, exactly the same
Funny how some Bears fans have been talking about Josh Jacobs, but when Montez Sweat gets suspended for PEDs it's suddenly “people make mistakes.” 😂 Accountability is dependent on what jersey you're wearing.
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Bears planning to start QB Caleb Williams (hamstring) on Sunday vs. Falcons. (via @rapsheet)
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He better perform after acting like a bitch for 2 years
We have made a series of roster moves including activating Kyler Gordon from Reserve/PUP

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Said a Packers fan
It's almost like the reports were correct....it was a grade 1 that his overdramatic ass drew attention to forcing the team to save face by changing the injury to a more serious one. The 2026 Bears are the laughing stock of the league.
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When I say this is the worst panel to ever exist, I truly mean it Just absolute low tier reporters across the board here
.@getnickwright is worried about Caleb Williams. Here’s why: “That press conference to me was concerning in the way that he is clearly wounded by what was said about him... I think that is a dangerous mindset to have when you are going to be constantly speculated about.”
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Taylor Swift ruined football. Why in the fuck are they showing Josh Allen and Matt Stafford wives after everything they do. Nobody gives an absolute fuck.
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I’m convinced ben Johnson is gambling. Deandre swift has 2 yards in the second half And the 3rd stringer is getting carries over him
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If you fumble in Ben Johnson’s offense you won’t see the ball again. Swift is now on the practice squad
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Honestly Ben Johnson… Fuck you man
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Ben ain’t giving Swift another snap man 😩😩😩😩
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How the hell do you overturn that second one….
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The refs just held the Steelers hand and walked them down the field
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Yeah hunny this game is gonna be a must watch. The refs are going to call so many penalties and it’s going to be sick #PITvsCLE
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This same thing happened to my mom a few years ago. Stopped at a red light, car got destroyed, she had insurance, person who hit her didn’t. Mom had to pay. lol.
How the hell does a chick smash in to the back of my truck, cause $5,300 in damage, LIE about having insurance and then get found NOT GUILTY for the assured clear distance citation she got? So I get fucked for… stopping at a red light and having car insurance?
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🚨 UNCTION IN CHICAGO🚨 CASE KEENUM TO KALIF RAYMOND
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