@MikesNotReal

I know things about things, minus most things

Joined September 2020
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I'm on a highway to the snuggle zone... As I look at my husky that wants nothing to do with my shenanigans
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I'm fine
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Sep 5
Influencer Dies After Penis Enlargement Procedure in Thailand tmz.me/4xe39yW

Influencer Dies After Penis Enlargement Procedure in Thailand

Wealthy influencer Igho "Tiny" Ubiribo, also known as Denisi or Ego, died after undergoing a penis enlargement procedure during a luxury vacation in Thailand with his wife ... and a coroner says the...

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Apparently... you can just do things... Like Korean BBQ fried reefffaaaa
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Ever look back and be like wtf was this? Think I drunk cooked American Chinese food... apparently with a salad for my health. Bet it fuckin slapped
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A cuck, but instead the Wife and you just have someone in the corner to rate your performance
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Sometimes with women you just have to use that low slow southern voice. Baby girl... calm down and stop acting like your mother. Works every time
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You can buy GTA 6 and work hard btw. I'm going to crush some Corona Extras and do neither.
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No..... you stop
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This is a food account now.
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There's a trellis net in the background... Dedicated mofos
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Crannabis cooking.
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Update: I had 4 beers for breakfast and I'm feeling zesty! (I'm going to nap) Might Fuck around and be productive. (I'm not, I'm going to nap)
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If a Boomer, Gen X, Millennial, Skinny Fat River Rat & a Pirate had a baby. That would be me, Bloody Toe LongBones
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Release the dogs of war... I'm hungover and need a taco
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Wonder if it's any good
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Shut down all pasta until we figure out what the hell is going on
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