Certified Salesforce Curmudgeon. Lover of toil, motorsports, hexagons, and rosé.

Denver, CO
Joined May 2008
Mike Tetlow retweeted
Join TaskRay Software Engineer, Lisa White, at her #Dreamforce session to learn about working with dates in Salesforce and JavaScript, edge cases to look for, and actionable tips for your date-focused code. Check out her session: lnkd.in/gDKSJFVd
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How is everyone celebrating their "Kimi Raikkonen Runs NASCAR" day
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Just a gentle reminder that the Dreamforce 2022 CFP *ENDS JULY 8TH* reg.salesforce.com/flow/plus…
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I’ve said it once, and I’ll say it a thousand times: The treatment for an ectopic pregnancy, a septic uterus, or a miscarriage that your body won’t release is abortion. If you can’t get those abortions, you die. You. Die.
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Just spent the last two days with @bradwestfall and @ReactTraining . Great workshops with real world examples and learnings! Thanks again @bradwestfall
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An unprecedented rising up of the long repressed Cuban people against the totalitarian regime that has run Cuba for over 6 decades, demanding an end to the communist dictatorship screaming “we are not afraid… we are not afraid.” #SOSCuba🇨🇺#PatriaYVida👇🏼 – at Miami, FL
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just want her back 🥺😩
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Let’s make a deal, Mr. President: You release your college transcript, I’ll release mine, and we’ll see who was the better student. Loser has to fund the Post Office.
Replying to @atrupar
Trump on AOC: "AOC was a poor student ... this is not even a smart person, other than she's got a good line of stuff. I mean, she goes out and she yaps."
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Thanks #TDX20 team. It was a really fun day and ya’ll did great all around.
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You’ve got to be kidding me.
Tomorrow’s @nytimes tonight (first edition): As Chaos Spreads, Trump Vows to “End It Now” #nytimes
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It is Feb 29 in UTC. Do you know where your date math is? You do now.
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Hi I’m a UI Developer. You may know me from hits like “idk it’s probably the backend”, “design delivered the assets late” or my all time greatest “what the fuck does docker actually do”
Hi, I'm a data analyst! You might be familiar with my hits "correlation is not causation", "this sample is too small to be meaningful" or my all-time greatest hit "data can't answer that question, you have to ask the users what they're doing".
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Kelly was most bothered by what her conversation with Pompeo revealed about the United States's future with Iran. Here is the relevant portion from that interview. nyti.ms/37H7xM0
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Blogged: Apex Describe calls: What you need to know ca-peterson.com/2020/01/21/a…
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