mike jones (@Mikejones) | teapawt

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@MikejonesOct 20

Who?

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Officially the proud owner of the @MikeJones tag.

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@MikejonesOct 18

#8 went for the big hit instead of recovering the onside? 😂

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@MikejonesOct 17

Clean or flag?

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@MikejonesOct 16

You know kiddo, back in my day cars didn’t even fly

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@MikejonesOct 16

Yall are too quick 😂

@ChrisJBakkeOct 16

When I try to roll the windows down in my Roadster and I accidentally launch the car 60 feet into the air

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@MikejonesOct 13

😖

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@MikejonesOct 9

Dick Butkus has to be the worst given name in earths history, right?

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@MikejonesOct 9

just got a thank you card in the mail…. Do I reach out and tell them thank you for the thank you card, or do I reach out and say you’re welcome?

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@MikejonesOct 9

How many people would be named entree if it didn’t mean, like, meal or whatever?

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@MikejonesSep 28

MILF

Coach Dan Casey

@CoachDanCaseySep 28

Man, I love football.

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@MikejonesSep 23

just created my own after-work club. dm to join. serious inquiries only

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@MikejonesSep 14

“No sweetheart, you can’t build your own NFL quad-box Multiview Daddy’s watching his fantasy players right now”

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@MikejonesSep 13

I just told a 61 year old guy that he didn’t look a day over 45 and he seemed offended. Is that not a compliment? It was supposed to be 🫣

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@MikejonesSep 12

It’s 3 am, who wants to talk about football?

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@MikejonesSep 11

How is there a mini cooper if there’s no normal sized cooper?

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@MikejonesSep 9

dont worry about creases! it's "nearly crease-free"

@theapplehubSep 8

What to expect from the iPhone 18 Pro, iPhone 18 Pro Max, and foldable iPhone based on the latest rumors 🔥

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@MikejonesSep 5

Not cool

Matthew Yglesias

@mattyglesiasSep 4

Fun game, draw a random life out of what we know about the entire history of human population statistics. I died at six months old in Bronze Age Southeast Asia. anyhumanever.com/

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@MikejonesSep 4

Any ATM in the world?? Love that

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@MikejonesSep 1

quick shoutout to my mom for not strangling me with a workout band #realone

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