Bike Mrooks (@Mikebrooks668) | teapawt

Bike Mrooks@Mikebrooks668Aug 2

i didnt watch the cleveland show. I sat down and listened.

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@MemoryOfflineAug 2

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Bike Mrooks@Mikebrooks668Aug 2

Its so over. Minions are chuds.

@DiscussingFilmJul 1

Minions creator Pierre Coffin when asked if the Minions worked for Hitler. “I think they were in that cave.” (Source: polygon.com/minions-question…)

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毛一杯@shampootofuAug 1

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@ChipotleTweetsJul 14

the possibilities are endless

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Bike Mrooks@Mikebrooks668Aug 2

Country girls make do 🧈

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@LeadingReportAug 1

Jon Bernthal says fear of pit bulls is “dog racısm.”

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Greg the Sorcerer

@gregthesorcererJul 19

I am an Ork Warboss I’m just stuck sitting here unassembled on this spru because someone won’t get off their fat fucking ass and paint me

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@Lorgarwasright2Aug 1

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Bike Mrooks@Mikebrooks668Aug 2

How did otis the cow get udders as a male cow? By jihad of course.

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Bike Mrooks@Mikebrooks668Aug 2

I am pregnant and it's Bohemond's child. 🥹🫶

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Bike Mrooks@Mikebrooks668May 7

Im just mad i didnt think about making spacr marines eat poop okay? I am having my deriod. :(

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Bike Mrooks@Mikebrooks668May 7

i dont wanna hear it from the faction that stored and ate their primarch's poop. That is gayer than my books.

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Black op 2@CallOfDutyisepiApr 18

YALL SLEEPING ON OCTODAD PORN

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@found_it_funnyApr 18

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corb@awshuqsApr 18

if i could suck my own dick they’d have to put one of those cones around my neck to stop me

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RickRaptor105@RickRaptor105Apr 18

The Moby Dick fandom is dying. Retweet if you're a true Dickhead.

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Bike Mrooks@Mikebrooks668Apr 19

My next book will have pregnant Orks. Thank you for understanding.

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Bike Mrooks@Mikebrooks668Apr 19

i used to have this hannah montana pillow that i used to pour milk on and suck the milk back out of and it was sopping wet all the time 😭i used to slam it against walls and it would make a loud thud

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