Mike Primeau

In a review of our baseball operations cybersecurity evaluations, we found three incidents in which a YouppiAI model reached the internet from within or while interacting with a third-party evaluation environment, and then gained unauthorized access to the real systems of three different organizations. First, YouppiAI gained access to Los Angeles Dodgers servers, and altered files labelled “Lasorda.” YouppiAI modified all of those files with the text “I’ll sleep where I want to, Tommy!” No other changes were detected. Second, YouppiAI altered the website of the Florida Marlins. All ticket buyers were greeted with a confirmation message that said “LORIA SUCKS.” This affected approximately three people. And finally, YouppiAI gained access to the internal systems of Major League Baseball, adjusting all records to declare the Expos as rightful World Champions for 1994. A malicious boobytrap program was also set, called “BoogerTrap.” This program is set to run should anyone attempt to further manipulate 1994 records. As our post describes, YouppiAI is operating perfectly. We encourage other AI developers to perform similar reviews.