Mike Shomaker 🥁

When are we going to end these insane personal property taxes @AlexandriaVAGov ? It's such a ripoff. Could you at least repave some of the roads in town and fix sidewalks?

I would love a clear explanation from @HBO as to why TALES FROM THE CRYPT is not available. As a part II, will it ever be available? It framed my childhood + nobody watches DVDs - I need it streaming! Thank you so much

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Just finished BEAUTIFUL UGLY - thrilling! Well done, @alicewriterland

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Do I have to pay for @runnersworld + separately if I already subscribe to the magazine?

Hey @Nike what’d you guys do with all the leftover sleeves from the men’s outfits? #USOpen

Who’s winning the @AllStarGame? Ingrid already lost it

Hey @FirstAlert7 can you just report in the crawler about the tornado??? It’s Pat’s last week of @WheelofFortune

Hey @capitalweather go ahead and rescind your 10/10. It’s not too late

Yo @Architectsuk what’s up with this? I was excited and then I immediately wasn’t

Not sure if there was a better feeling than in gym class hearing the opposing team telling the outfielders to back up when you came up to bat

Yo @JoeListComedy please comment on the new Pearl Jam album

DREADING the @RyanSeacrest era of @WheelofFortune

What's #AprilFoolsDay anymore when 90% of what you read on the net is foolin'?