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Mike Shephard retweeted
New episode out today! It's our live commemoration of the third anniversary of the death of Queen Elizabeth II.
Featuring:
@SueHarrison123
@MikeShephard
@sammytdobson
@atomcrowley
@LinneaSage
@mrmikewozniak
And thanks to @GreigARJohnson for making these video idents.
Great to be back wading through the rich beefy jus of the @beefanddairy Network!
Have a listen, and save yourself from an epidemic of truly arse-clenching proportions
New episode out now!
It's been a dark month for the beef industry, but we're here for you. We will not let Jacobinius Arse Syndrome beat us.
Featuring
@mrmikewozniak
@MikeShephard
Tom Crowley
@LinneaSage
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Mike Shephard retweeted
We met up with comedian @MikeShephard in a pub in Forest Hill, (home of Bertie Sheldrake) to talk the gherkin gherka, European royal family leftovers and why anyone would want to be a monarch anyway.
Listen below or on your favoured pod watering hole:
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Mike Shephard retweeted
New episode out today! Learn about the story of Billy Whizzbang, the plucky bullock who served in WW2. 🫡
Featuring
@MikeShephard
@atomcrowley
@mrmikewozniak
Gemma Arrowsmith
@garethgwynn
@LinneaSage
maximumfun.org/episodes/beef…
Do it once = You're being cheap.
Do it every year = It's our romantic tradition.
#valentines #costoflivingcrisis #costofliving #lifehacks #love #romance #modernromance #marriage #marriagetips #marriageadvice #greatusesforpostitnotes
Can't believe there's a Disney Princess range of make-up, and they didn't think to call it Mulan Rouge
#puns #Disney #edgyhumour #alrightprincess #moulinrouge #makeup
Got to say, the @allontheboard #thoughtfortheday wasn't as inspiring as usual this morning.
But at least it's a poem you can remember.
#london #londonlife #poetry #poetryonthetube #allontheboard #inspirational #uplifting
Good of Melania Trump to highlight the incoming administration's commitment to both technology and law and order by dressing as Inspector Gadget
#Trump #Melania #InspectorMelania #trumpinauguration #usa #Gadget #inspectorgadget #greatestandmostconsequential
The inauguration is a big day for Donald Trump. It will only be the second time that he's held a Bible in his hand without a judge asking him to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth.
#Trump #Trump2024 #inauguration #bible #endtimes
A profound day for all of us who follow politics. Truly makes you realise that no matter what the context or tone of voice, the phrase "peanut farmer" always sounds like a cockney insult
#youpeanut #peanutfarmer #RIPJimmyCarter #Respect
If you've ever wanted to follow your dreams of writing comedy full-time, you will find no greater opportunity than this. It worked for me, and I am now so successful that I just bought my yacht another yacht so it is not lonely while I'm out writing jokes with a massive gold pen
Applications are now open for our Staff Writer positions next year. Come and join us, it’s a fun (and legendary!) job
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As with Sex and the City, the fifth character in Only Fools and Horses is actually Peckham itself.
Oh no, sorry. It's Trigger. I meant Trigger.
#sexandthecity #sexandthecityquotes #onlyfoolsandhorses #onlyfansandhorses #southlondon #peckham #peckhamwry
Looking forward to Elon Musk bringing the same steady hand and razor sharp business acumen to US government that he did to Twitter
Yeah, that fits. Joe Biden is exactly the kind of man to lose an election he wasn't even standing in.
#USA #USElection2024 #harristrump #harristweed #RehabilitationJourney #secondchancesforfelons #blamejoe
Was great fun to be a part of this piece of madness from @funnyparts
#birthday #kneel
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Don't tell me that Clevmania is over already? I'd only just got the t-shirts printed.
#UK #politics #tories #conservativeleadership #MelStridewasrobbed #clevmania
Great to be working on the News Quiz again, on what I think was an especially rich news week
"Are you an American cat or dog?"
@ZaltzCricket had some comforting words for USA's 4 legged friends after Donald Trump's claims during the Presidential Debate.
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