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Fuckin A right donkey, let’s pitter patter! Ps let’s get a concert at the old saloon in emigrant, MT while we’re at it.
Y’ALL READY FOR THIS NEW SHIT?? Beyond excited for our new record “Have A Nice Day” to release in 9 MORE DAYS🔥 What will you be doing on November 24th when it hits? 🙂
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Y’ALL READY FOR THIS NEW SHIT?? Beyond excited for our new record “Have A Nice Day” to release in 9 MORE DAYS🔥 What will you be doing on November 24th when it hits? 🙂
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Sunday funday 🍿 📺 No. 14 Maryland at No. 6 South Carolina, 1 ET on ABC No. 2 UConn at NC State, 3 ET on ABC No. 9 Indiana at No. 15 Stanford, 5 ET on ESPN
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The ghosts get me just about every night as well. I feel his pain
This is a real clip from a real show that Discovery Channel posted on Tiktok
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“Dad, what were 4 lokos like?”
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URGENT NFL/COLTS NEWS: 🏈 #5 QB Anthony Richardson’s surgery today in LA was a success! It was a long procedure and his shoulder injury has been repaired. No new surprises were found during surgery - they just repaired what was expected. Anthony is doing well and thanks everyone for the support. (There is presently no date for his return.) 🏈The NFL admits and understands that they did not make the correct calls at end of Sunday’s Colts/Browns Game. I believe we need to institute Instant Replay for all calls, including Penalties, in the last two minutes of All Games.
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>Australian woman quits big law job to open small Sushi spot >Woke brigade calls her “colonizer” and tries to get immigrant woman owned restaurant cancelled (wonder why) >Tank her Google reviews >Leader of the calls is exposed as hypocrite who owns restaurant that’s Japanese fusion (he’s not Japanese) >Normal people see how insane this story is. Bring Google reviews score back to 4.5⭐️ >Busiest day for restaurant since opening was today I love this story so much.
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Is the #Browns Deshaun Watson trade, the worst trade in NFL history? Considering everything they gave up+the nightmarish PR hit attached to Watson, it's possible. brobible.com/sports/article/… #Browns Traded 1st Round Pick in 2022 1st Round Pick in 2023 1st Round Pick in 2024 3rd Round Pick in 2023 4th Round Pick in 2022 4th Round Pick in 2024 #Texans Traded: Deshaun Watson 6th Round Pick In 2024 In 10 games with the team, he has pass for less than 2,000 yards, completed less than 60% of his passes and has an 11 TD to 8 INT ratio. His QB rating is 82.09 Watson averaging less than 195 passing yards per game.. in this era of football. The 4-2 Browns have as many wins with career backup quarterback P.J. Walker, as they do with Watson. More here: brobible.com/sports/article/…
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Soon enough I feel like there’s going to be a big betting scandal that unfolds and it will involve @NFLOfficiating.
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Colts got screwed. Thanks @NFLOfficiating
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You think Deshaun Watson is getting overly handsy in that medical tent?
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Minshew Mania is all the way back
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Shitty. Should have been a 5 round co main #UFC294
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The starting CB for North Korea after giving up 6 TDs to Justin Jefferson (he will never see his family again)
The NFL is not only allowing, but encouraging active players to participate in Flag Football at the 2028 Los Angeles Olympics 🇺🇸 MORE » gofos.co/3FFHKXb
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how many people wish they were at Tulsa rn to make some history
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Was this the dumbest play in the History of football? @stoolpresidente
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