Mike Hammersmith

Anyone else listen to people's orders at restaurants so you can judge them while you wait?

Instead of ordering a sesame bagel, just order a plain bagel and throw sesame seeds across the interior of your car. You'll thank me later.

HAHAHA! Oh, have a good holiday man. Or a bad one. Whatever you want.

Living the water lever dream.

Who are you?

For the record, he's actually a bantamweight, but no one will fight him so had to move up.

I've trained with Manny over the last 3 years. Hard to convey how talented he is. Was subbing black belts at 15 years old.

You had a famous tweet? Which one?

Good job man!

You forgot Kayak.

I really like cherry if you want to switch it up. If you smoke your own bacon I think its the best.

@10problematic For a shield-carrying super hero, the irony must cut to the bone.

@10problematic They're worth it for about a year.

@longwall26 Um.....good job?

@10problematic I do appreciate your worldly palate though. Owning an artisan sandwich shop in a white trash town, I like knowing you exist.

@10problematic I can't hang with sushi. Costs x4 as much as pad thai, curry or hibachi and isn't nearly as good.

@10problematic Wow, you are gay!

@10problematic Dude I wish I came up with that bullshit! Just hug someone's dog "Yup, all adjusted! $140 please."

This PPV is torture.