My buddy's job gave him an AI bot to help out. He's a MECHANIC. 🔧 The only bot I've got locked me out of my bank account for 3 days because I picked wrong on one corner of a handlebar. 🚲 Where do you even get an AI bot? Asking for a guy in a wheelchair. #comedy #AI

Being almost 3 is exhausting. I don’t know if I should feel bad or just be jealous… If I sleep on the wrong pillow, I can’t turn my head for a week. 😂 #DadLife #RelatableComedy

Gave a homeless man a dollar. He handed me an expired Powerball ticket. Wasn’t expecting anything back, but I appreciated the gesture. The laugh was worth more than the dollar and ticket combined. 🤷‍♂️😂

Got told AGAIN that I say ORANGE weird. 🍊 I’ve said it about 40 times now and somehow know less than when I started. Listen. Am I saying it wrong? Or are you saying it wrong. 😂 #Pronunciation #Comedy

For ONE month, don’t park in my spot. Don’t let your dog doody on my sidewalk. And quit putting everything on the top shelf. I’m kidding...sort of. 😂#SpinalCordInjuryAwareness #DisabilityHumor

25 years. I can still picture exactly where I was. I was in 8th grade, sitting in Mr. Guilfoyle’s first-hour social studies class. We were doing a special project learning how to take notes on Palm Pilots, which might be the most 2001 sentence ever written. Then the divider between our classroom and the one next door opened. The teacher on the other side simply said, “Turn on the TV.” And everything changed. We sat there watching something unfold that, at 13 years old, I don’t think any of us were capable of fully understanding. I remember being scared. Confused. I remember knowing something terrible was happening, but not truly understanding the weight of what we were watching. 25 years later, I understand it differently. Now I’m a husband. I’m a dad. I think about the people who went to work that morning. The parents who dropped their kids off. The husbands, wives, sons, daughters, brothers, sisters, friends and first responders whose families had no idea that an ordinary Tuesday morning would change their lives forever. That part hits a lot harder now. There are moments in history you learn about. And then there are moments you remember living through. September 11, 2001 will always be one of those days. May we continue to remember the lives lost, honor those who ran toward danger to help others, and remember how precious an ordinary day really is. 25 years later, we still remember. #NeverForget #September11 #911 See less

My therapist stopped me halfway through my life story because SHE was getting anxiety. They said they’d call to make my next appointment. That was months ago. Do I check on her or give her space? 😂 #Comedy #Storytime

My daughters handled their first day of preschool like champs. Dad has been bawling ever since. Time doesn't wait. Cherish every bit. #FirstDayOfPreschool #GirlDad #DadLife #TwinDad #Parenthood

Every new R/C purchase is the latest and greatest...UNTIL someone has a bad run. THAT'S when the truth comes out. Is the @adamdrake117 AD4 O.S. Speed engine worth the extra money? Luckily for you...I bought one to find out. #RCRacing #Review

I forgot so you don’t have to…Your welcome. Happy Labor Day 😑💤 #LaborDay #sleeping #reminder #yourwelcome #GoodMorningEveryone

Settling a private marital disagreement the healthy way: asking strangers online until enough of them agree with me. Couch nap or doomscrolling? Choose carefully. #MarriageHumor #CouplesComedy #MarriedLife #RelationshipHumor #RelatableComedy

Yesterday at the R/C track, my wife was my mechanic, one daughter helped start the A-Main, the other helped pit me, and I got to race. My whole family was together, sharing something I love. Before the race even started, I’d already won. #RCCar #Racing #Family #MakingMemories

A day in the life of a twin Dad trying to work from home… #TwinDad #parenting #reallife #comedy #laughteristhebestmedicine

In my spare time I’m a professional bass fisherman. Possibly one of the greatest of all time…

Hey @elonmusk, in your free time, can we get prescription glasses thinner than a sheet of plywood for those of us who can’t see? 🤓 These things have their own gravitational pull. 😂

I just learned apparently I don’t look handicapped enough to park in handicap parking ♿️🤷‍♂️😂 #paralyzed #wheelchair #storytime #comedy #lifeonwheels

A sweet little old lady saw my wheelchair at the gas station and asked if I was going to be okay. Very thoughtful. Thirty seconds later, I realized I was NOT the person in that parking lot we needed to worry about. 😂 Either she has a prototype @neuralink she forgot to mention, or we’re all unknowingly part of the road test. 😂 @elonmusk #WheelchairComedy #LifeOnWheels #Comedy

Be honest. What state makes you nervous when you see the license plate? 👇