@MikeFalzone

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 Los Angeles, CA
direct.me/mikefalzone
Joined July 2008
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I sold my cum to a robot
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Lock up the group chat and cum
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I just wanna point out that recently, lots of you have had a problem with me tweeting about cum so much. But I’ve been an open mic comedian for 15+ years and I think I know what’s funny by now.
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So next time you wanna challenge someone’s comic sensibility, make sure you point a finger at the mirror before looking into your heart and pointing at somebody else’s glass house with your finger that you’re pointing out from your heart from
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One thing about me is that I think all Stand Up Comedian’s are modern day Philosopher’s. Cum
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Sorry I got hacked. I meant to tweet about cum.
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Elon Musk came in my open mouth and eyes
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My father gave me $400,000 and I blew it all on cum
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Cum.
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Can you believe the current price of cum because of the tariffs?
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Cum and shit
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POOPING AT WORK youtu.be/3-5lQGlool0?si=NScx… via @YouTube Good morning! 🥞
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