MJ🌪️

How your closest friends laugh when the joke is about you

NEXT WEEK IS....SEPTEMBER....

Hate how less we see our friends as we get older.

unfortunately, my desire to succeed outweighs my desire to be loved.

Living with family is crazy, you fit dey depressed about your life make them think say you don dey grow wings.

The amount of fake laugh I have done this morning at work is tiring, like leave me alone

Connection is more important than money...

How I genuinely thought my life was going to be when I turned 18

Are you this old?

I don’t think there is anything that is more annoying than this right here

I just dey think how to do data this morning, na once I see "your recharge of 5000 was successful"🎉 Thank you mr/mrs anonymous.😂

A functioning depressed hustler

Guys really be out here with university degrees, crying over a girl with only a birth certificate

I'm happy for you people that have Car And Foodstuff And Babe And Solar too And AC I'm genuinely happy for you 🥲 🥹

Promised to get my nephew, a phone when he turns 15 five years ago and his birthday is 3 days from now

The audacity of people, to blame you for how you reacted, but never recognized what they did to make you react that way.

The kind of shii you’ll be doing in front of a crowd if you mistakenly get caught stealing in 2026

The only beach the employed are visiting this summer

Chill with me at your own risk. I can sit quietly for hours and still call it a great time