AgriTech | OOU B.Agric (Hons) 🎓 | Writer 📚| Passionate Volunteer | Public Speaker 🗣️ | Digital Learner | 35th President NAAS OOU | Practicing Muslim 🕌
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HRM ❤️🦇🎧 ✪ retweeted
I don’t understand why some people don’t like taking pictures. Imagine depriving the world of this kind of content. Anyway, come and be my girl abeg, let’s make this beauty accessible to one person 😭❤️😋
HRM ❤️🦇🎧 ✪ retweeted
Now I understand why people say Chelsea is a beautiful club. I just hadn’t seen this side of it… Can we just skip the talking stage and start celebrating goals together? 😂💙
HRM ❤️🦇🎧 ✪ retweeted
News of FG relief funds everywhere, yet there’s nothing for corps members, despite being one of the groups most affected by the hardship in this country.
Just wearing your khaki is enough for an average bike man, transport operator and even market woman to increase their prices. They’ll tell you, “You’re collecting ₦77,000.”
Sometimes, I genuinely wonder if 77k is a million.
HRM ❤️🦇🎧 ✪ retweeted
🚨 WHAT EXACTLY IS HAPPENING AT THE OOU GATE?
Every morning, students coming into school in buses are asked to alight at the gate, walk through the gate and then board their respective buses a few steps away.
But what happened today was frustrating.
After alighting and walking
HRM ❤️🦇🎧 ✪ retweeted
Just remembered I have my whole NYSC camp pictures and videos sitting in my gallery 😂
HRM ❤️🦇🎧 ✪ retweeted
You know the insane thing about this analogy, it also applies to the conversation of tech "scholarships" on the timeline.
This is how stupid our people are. And it’s most of the population
I am selling rice for N1,000. Rice is essential for everyone to eat. Everyone is buying the rice. Suddenly a new producer comes and says rice is now N10,000. You complain and groan. He now goes “Ok I will give you loan so that you can afford the N10,000 rice”. You now jubilate and say “This man is trying. He cooked with that loan for me to be able to afford rice”
This is the tale of NELFUND.
HRM ❤️🦇🎧 ✪ retweeted
~ 20 October, Nigeria records first Ebola case.
~ 2 days later President appoints Chief of Staff, an ex convinct lawyer to head the Ebola Board. He disburses 10B naira.
~ 26 October, Ebola no longer in Nigeria.
Where is the 10B naira?
HRM ❤️🦇🎧 ✪ retweeted
Goofy women >>>>
All they want is love, reassurance, food and cuddles. They get excited over little things, want to do everything with you, and know how to cheer you up when you’re down.
May God continue to bless goofy women, especially in this dark and heartless world. ❤️
HRM ❤️🦇🎧 ✪ retweeted
There was a time I needed a perforator and saw it on the table where this one was sitting.
Nobody was using it at that moment o,it was just there on the table.
I politely asked her if I could use it because I needed it.
It wasn’t even like I wanted to take it without her permission.
If you see the way this girl shouted at me, “You cannot use it,nobody is allowed to use it!” 😭😭
The kind of bad eyes I used to look at her ehn! because do I look like your sister ?
I just hissed and left her front.
A very stupid girl!
They’ll just be feeling like mini gods.
