Freelance B2B SaaS Copywriter Making your tech products make sense to everyone else 🍪 Biscuit researcher 🤹 Amateur juggler
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Word of the day: Pareidolia
When your brain tricks you into seeing familiar shapes, like a face, an animal, or Darth Vader, in random everyday objects where they do not actually exist.
In German, SIE means YOU and SHE and HER and IT and THEY and THEM. Think of the exasperation of never knowing which of these meanings the speaker is trying to convey.
This explains why, whenever a person says SIE to me, I generally try to kill him, if a stranger.
- Mark Twain
Client: We've banned all use of the em dash
Me: Can I use normal dashes?
Client: No, they look too much like em dashes
Me: So I should use lots of short sentences instead?
Client: No, that looks like AI
Me: Colons?
Client: No
Me: *screams in comic sans*
Felt like watching an afternoon horror movie, and I made the mistake of choosing Takashi Miike's "Imprint".
I may never be okay again 😐
I'm deeply disturbed about what I saw at breakfast
I'm in Spain, where tostadas for breakfast (small, toasted baguettes) are the norm
Okay, so this lady orders her toast, gets out a clove of garlic, peels it, and starts smashing it into the toast. Which could be tasty. Until..
BREAKING NEWS! The Mighty Freelancer Community is now only $27 a month - and we switched to the Circle platform over the weekend.
Things are still tough in B2B land, and I'm listening.
Grateful to this group for giving me the constant feedback to improve as we go!
LIFE OR DEATH QUESTION: Is Twitter truly dead? Should I come back from the LinkedIn wastelands?
57%It's still good here!
43%It's only mostly dead
37 votes • Final resultsI just saw a warning for a video on Instagram that said "Trigger warning: Crying, nasal drip"
Human evolution is really crushing it in 2023.
