Clavicular's student Sophie says she's been with 50+ guys, and that her mom is PROUD. Her words: "she's my best friend and knows everything" 😭 Healthy or too much?

$6 million a month. That's what Clavicular's sponsor says he pays, and Clav's face says he's never heard that number 💀

I would have heard her from the hallway. Everyone says that until it happens to them 💀 Clavicular's stream, one sneaky girl, one very deep sleeper

Clavicular made his 30-year-old contestant Kevin hold eye contact with his girlfriend Lily and introduce himself without looking away. Then Kevin started talking about abstract painting 😭 Cute or cringe?

He skipped everyone in the club for ONE girl. "Bend over..." "I'm not bending over right now." Was he wrong or just bold?

Clavicular never had to pick a side. One of the girls solved it for him: "Yeah, that's my best friend. She's down."

Backyard boxing at Clavicular's stream. Guy in the green sweatshirt gets a free grass inspection by 0:10 👀

Clavicular walked in wearing his brand-new $8,000 overcoat and waited for the compliments. Nothing. Not one word, not even a glance. That's when it hit him: he was standing in a room full of SUBHUMANS.

Clavicular completely lost it on one of his students. Her LOOKSMAX exam answer? "Don't know, but I took this." He didn't let it slide, and the blowup was instant.

Blueface noticed the NFL game blasting a little too loud for Chrisean Jr. and didn't hesitate. He slipped a pair of noise-canceling headphones over the kid's ears, shutting out the roar in seconds. Chrisean just stood there, watching, doing absolutely nothing.

N3on sat with his hands locked, answered the question without blinking, and in the same breath pulled out his phone. Across the room, Blueface was already counting the stack, a drink in his other hand. N3on stayed in the doorway, yelling. Mission passed. And through all of it, he never once put the phone down.

Midstream, N3on casually told the cameraman to switch angles, and chat instantly exploded. He just stood there laughing as the camera whipped around to the other side. For one strange second, the whole room went dead silent.

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