Also Beef. TV Writer/Producer (grown-ish, black-ish). Go Bills! (He/Him/His)

Los Angeles, CA
Joined July 2009
SHE’S PUTTING CHILDREN IN A CHOCOLATE FACTORY AND THEY’RE COMING OUT BLUEBERRIES
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A doctor once recommended I not sleep for 36 hours, either. DR FEELGOOD
#Eagles QB Jalen Hurts, who is out for the season after several blood clots were revealed in his lungs, has been undergoing tests for days. Before the London game, Hurts was in the hospital until 4 am and did not sleep because sleep was a risk. He played without having slept.
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So you're saying the Mevis is out of whack
Rams release K Harrison Mevis. (via @RapSheet, @MikeGarafolo)
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Steven White retweeted
ranking my favorite moments in “The Boys are Back in Town” 1. When that chick got up and slapped Johnny’s face 2. The boys getting back in town 3. Friday night at Dino’s Bar & Grill 4. When the boys were asking if I was around 5. The guitar solo 6. When that girl was red hot 7. When you and your friends fell up out the place 8. When the jukebox was blasting your favorite song
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Steven White retweeted
If nothing else Digger really captured the maddening feeling of writing a zany Adult Swim pilot in the weeks after my house burned down
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I've had easier times removing toxic family members than emails from The Container Store
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Huge "The President's secret plan to fight inflation" vibes
WOW! No more public-facing meetings for this Universal exec...
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Steven White retweeted
This shot. PAC being the thing to reunite Danielson and Mox is unbelievable. I can’t believe this is real
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The WGA should hire Uncle Dennis to go after unpaid residuals.
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I said this was fake. I hoped this was fake. More and more it seems like it’s not. Pac was an amazing performer who you could just tell loved to perform #RIPPac
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I will die on the hill that Shout should not be played for a FG unless it’s a game winner
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Steven White retweeted
The preseason complaining about the @BuffaloBills new stadium was completely absurd. This place is amazing. Loud as hell. Sight lines all over are amazing. Grass. Concourses are huge, old stadium had big traffic jams. Video boards are just enough. Not overwhelming. This place is special.
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Maybe the Bills just stick to the normal jerseys from now on?
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🚨 FITZ TABLE BREAK ALERT!! 🚨
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Feel bad for Buffalo area maternity wards about 9 months from now #GoBills
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Steven White retweeted
The house that Josh Allen built!!!!!
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HEAT (1995) - FRAME 1295
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Just pulled a WALL-E Soprano; spilled red sauce on my keyboard
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I'm sitting bottom left corner of the screen. My 2nd show at the Legion and I somehow didn't get crushed by a plancha, smashed with a ladder, or superkicked. An all-timer.
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