MiddleFingerMichael

Don't be a pussy.

@HayhoeStudios @PoofDuddy @samsero Stop now and I will show you mercy.

Fuck you. Just fuck you. FUCK. YOU.

Not enough arms. I need more arms.

I'm thankful for people, because without them I'd have no one to give the finger to. I hate you all.

Happy Halloween, you worthless maggot - youtube.com/watch?v=xnqhkWHj…

GREETINGS - youtube.com/watch?v=VvJRYmCX…

Check out my new bike - youtube.com/watch?v=Vocu-U7Y…

Don't fuck with me - youtube.com/watch?v=Q9KtZ1WW…

Got caught removing babies from their breastfeeding mothers & stealing all the milk for myself. I'm going to jail but I don't give a fuck.

There's nothing like a relaxing finger-soak after a hard day's work.

Caught a guy trying to steal my bike tonight. I sawed his hands off with a chainsaw and flipped him off with his own hands. He apologized.

Just busted into a cafeteria and flipped off about a hundred little shit-faced kids. It was a middle finger massacre.

At a party. Just slipped my middle finger halfway into the crack of my ass. Now, I'm swirling it around in the punch bowl.

I miss vacations with my family as a kid. Driving cross country with my middle finger dangling ever so magnificently out the window.

I'm gonna have sex with your girlfriend for Valentine's Day, so you don't really have to get her anything. You owe me one.

This guy on the street wanted to pay me 100 bucks to flip him off. I chained him to a bike rack and kicked him in the face instead.

Stuck my finger through a bagel and cream cheese and flipped off a Jewish guy at the deli. It was awesome.

After I finish boning this stripper, I'm gonna get drunk and steal my neighbor's lawn mower. Life is good.

Did you know that there are 27 bones in the human hand? Did you also know that FUCK YOU!