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microwavemice.straw.page/ updated my strawpage and made it less bland to now just kinda bland if anyone wants to ask/send anything
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can't believe i can play both Vampire Survivors and Vampire Crawlers on a plane now actually dang
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“vat are you doing mein fuhrer?”
“i am creating a company.. hmm.. i vill call it... epic games...”
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Dear ICE,
I am an illegal alien who voted 37x so far today.
My name is Alec Dawson and my colleagues at the Overwatch balance team have done the same
Come and get us
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a goose is chirping outside of my window so i called the cops and they shot it with a grenade launcher
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The Columbus Ohio poll workers greeting me when I show up then seeing the 7 I voted stickers on my shirt
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"I'm voting red" "I'm voting blue"
I'm voting brown and shitting diarrhea in the voting booth


































