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Kayoko is my wife | Bi | Taken | SSG fan | PFP by autreeyah | priv: @BoiledRodent (mutuals only)

Joined May 2021
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microwavemice.straw.page/ updated my strawpage and made it less bland to now just kinda bland if anyone wants to ask/send anything
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can't believe i can play both Vampire Survivors and Vampire Crawlers on a plane now actually dang
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you being a gacha player makes alot of sense
Overwatch players are so stupid oh my god. They never fail to show extreme levels of stupidity. How are we complaining about event passes that are way cheaper than if we simply put stuff in the shop. Event passes are a HUGE WIN.
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“vat are you doing mein fuhrer?” “i am creating a company.. hmm.. i vill call it... epic games...”
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they look like really focused puppies
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a good balancing team does that since in shitlow they dont give a flying fuck about balance lmao and they'll play who they want to no matter what
They take all ranks and unranked, gm+ is 0.3% of players, WHAT balancing team would balance around 0.3% of players?
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if you laugh you get sold into white slavery
POV: Liberal watch parties tonight after the RED WAVE hits. 🫡 🤣🤣🤣
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thought that shit said rokit is better thab sugarfree at tracer for a second
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blue texas before SSG beat weibo
Gina Hinojosa has won the Texas gubernatorial election, defeating Republican Greg Abbott. (via NBC) She becomes the first Latina to be elected governor in Texas history.
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how bro
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Filipino Blue Archive fans just fell down to their knees crying
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Dear ICE, I am an illegal alien who voted 37x so far today. My name is Alec Dawson and my colleagues at the Overwatch balance team have done the same Come and get us
If you vote illegally, we will find you. We will track you down, arrest you, and prosecute you. There will be no escape.
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a goose is chirping outside of my window so i called the cops and they shot it with a grenade launcher
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The Columbus Ohio poll workers greeting me when I show up then seeing the 7 I voted stickers on my shirt
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Saw an old lady in the parking lot with a MAGA hat and shoved her down a sewer drain when no one was looking 🔥 #IDidMyPart #IVoted
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wait why didnt he?
Charlie Kirk did not vote today Do not be like Charlie Kirk
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"I'm voting red" "I'm voting blue" I'm voting brown and shitting diarrhea in the voting booth
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raise yo paw if u are a faggot
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