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NFT/Degen/Web3/Trader/FTX&Hotbit survivor/ Rugpull survivor turned strategic investor

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Joined October 2020
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Replying to @NigeriaStories
We need to hear from them first before we believe this setup and evil allegation against them
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If you want to reach the smartest people in the world, advertise on 𝕏
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“How long would you want to live?” Elon asked the question first, and he kept saying: “One of the worst curses you could possibly give anyone would be, “May you live forever.” Then he said the line that actually matters: “I’ve long thought that longevity or semi-immortality is an extremely solvable problem. I don’t think it’s a particularly hard problem.” His reason was simple. The body ages in sync. Nobody has an old left arm and a young right arm. So the clock must be obvious. “This is the way you’re programmed to die. If you change the program, you will live longer.” Bowhead whales get 200 years. Greenland sharks get 500. Why them and not us? Hardware or software — and the tech to solve it is coming. The only rule added: don’t die of something stupid before the solution arrives. Peter Diamandis offered him to upload his full genome. Elon laughed: “Don’t clone me, bro.” Too late, they said. It’s already in the works.🤣 Elon doesn’t want forever. He wants enough time for humans to leave the solar system.💫
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Here’s my first full Cybercab ride. This vehicle is a game changer.
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Your tattoo isn’t just decorative ink: it’s a permanent trigger that keeps your immune system locked in a lifelong cycle of chronic inflammation. As soon as the ink is injected into your skin, your body recognizes the pigment particles as foreign invaders. Immune cells called macrophages immediately swarm the area and attempt to swallow them up. But because they can’t actually break down the ink, the macrophages eventually die, releasing the pigment back into the surrounding tissue, only for a new wave of macrophages to arrive and repeat the process. This endless cycle is what keeps the tattoo permanently visible, while also maintaining a state of ongoing, low-level inflammation in the skin. Over time, some of these ink particles migrate through the lymphatic system and accumulate in the lymph nodes, placing constant stress on the body’s defense mechanisms. Emerging research suggests this internal ink buildup may interfere with normal immune function, potentially reducing the effectiveness of certain vaccines, including mRNA types. Additionally, many tattoo inks contain heavy metals like nickel and cobalt. Combined with the chronic inflammation, this has been linked to a modestly elevated risk of lymphoma and skin cancer. While tattoos remain a powerful form of self-expression, they represent a complex, decades-long biological conflict between your immune system and foreign substances embedded in your skin. [Nielsen, C., Jerkeman, M., & Jöud, A. S. (2024). Tattoos as a risk factor for systemic lymphoma: A population-based case-control study. eClinicalMedicine]
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Emotional 😢 ‘The Battle of Sperm’
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Do you guys remember this animation? 😂
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Anonymous man has filed a "lost property" claim with the NYPD demanding he be declared legal owner for $286,000,000,000.00 in dormant Bitcoin, invoking a 1958 NY finders law to claim title.
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WHAT A CREATION
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This US military pilot's helmet is worth more than a Ferrari! It takes 2 days to get fitted. 🇺🇸 🪖
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This 12-year-old explained Bitcoin in 2011 when it was trading at $8. Today, it’s over $70,000.
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Xi Jing Ping must give us free Visas man 😳😳
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My Japanese friends. Someday I wish to visit your beautiful country. Before I do, I want to know something. What are behaviors from tourists that are considered rude in Japan?
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1. Drink water, put a bottle by your bedside, drink when you wake 2. Ask your friend abroad to buy your multi-vitamins. Take them daily 3. Stop taking soda and “juice”, eat the fruit with the pulp, chew an orange, don't drink orange juice. 4. Slow down on the carbs, garri, jollef and amala, and do more protein. Termites are high in protein if you can't afford beef. ( I didn't stutter) 5. Sleep longer, weekends are for sleep, not just parties and watching football. 6. Take your holidays, do not exchange them for cash and work all year round. Go to a village or slow area for a holiday once in a while to decouple. Travelling to the UK or Dubai to shop in malls and eat a burger is not a holiday 7. Slow down on salt and sugar, think more of ginger and turmeric 8. Eat suya, eat the vegetables, onions and tomatoes too, all join 9. Slow down on white bread, pasta, etc. Brown rice 👍 is Ofada rice brown? Does anyone know? 10. Have sex regularly. A blow job is not sex 11. Stretch, walk, move. Yoga is good. 12. Be happy, watch comedies, laugh 13. Have an emergency fund. Looking for urgent N10,000 on “Tuesday” will cause hypertension faster than salt. 14. Buy a plant, have a garden, sha touch soil once in a while 15. Be careful with the news you listen to, don't be naive, but don't dwell in the comfort of mockers 16. Fall in love, not mandatory but recommended. Yes, you can love the company of someone, all join. 17. Use deodorant, not Antiperspirants. 18. Guys, change your boxers daily, even if they do not smell. A beard has to be combed and maintained. It's not fallow land 19. Ladies, you also look beautiful without a wig or nail extensions, plus you save money 😉 20. Don't bleach your skin This is financial advice
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Replying to @Prestigious_Gt
😁Sometimes you’re dipping into your own savings to rescue someone who asks for help because they don’t want to touch theirs.
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🚨 BREAKING: 🇱🇧🇷🇺 A missile strikes insanely close to an RT reporter mid-interview in Lebanon.
🚨 Oil prices spike every time war hits From Iraq to Ukraine to now Iran, every major conflict sends oil surging. The pattern is clear: geopolitical shocks = immediate price jumps. Source: Vizualytiks
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Can you play this game?
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🇮🇷🇺🇸 A few days ago, an Iranian vessel approached the USS Abraham Lincoln, the most defended piece of the sea It ignored repeated warnings and continued approaching the aircraft carrier A U.S destroyer opened fire to stop it, then a Navy helicopter launched Hellfire missiles Both strikes hit the vessel directly It's not the best idea to play chicken with the U.S Navy BusinessBasicsYT
Footage appears to show China mass-producing Iran's kamikaze drones And Zelensky confirmed yesterday that 200 Ukrainian drone operatives are in the region assisting against Iranian attacks This is already a proxy war between China and the U.S. The only question is whether it becomes another Ukraine.
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Check out these super giant machines! They are super expensive too! 😎🔥 Wow!
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