I’m not D.B Cooper, I swear! I make comments relevant to the post ~99% of the time. I also like jumping out of airplanes (coincidentally)

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Neither Lopez nor Romero are Mexican in case you were wondering why the fight was kind of boring #RomeroTeofimo
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Bro (@charlielangton) was so ecstatic that his news segment was about to go viral 😂
Martha Reeves said she was set up and wanted a redo! HOLLERING! 😂
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Also, not to be a Debbie Downer but DNA sequencing can’t recreate beer. It might help identify the yeast strain which helps but it doesn’t encode the malt/hop ratios, brewing process, temperatures, timing, water chemistry, or fermentation conditions
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Unpopular opinion: the 162-year-old recipe might be shit. 162 years of brewing probably improved the recipe, not made it worse. That’s like assuming the Ford Model T was peak automotive engineering 😂
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She had the audacity to say they were “out of tune” 😂
😅 EXCLUSIVE: Martha Reeves critiques backup singers before viral WPBL anthem performance.
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It makes you appreciate how talented Shakur Stevenson really is #RoachZepeda #RoachJrZepeda. #ZepedaRoach
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The DAZN commentators finally mentioned this. They should hire me 😂 #RoachZepeda #RoachJrZepeda. #ZepedaRoach
It makes you appreciate how talented Shakur Stevenson really is #RoachZepeda #RoachJrZepeda. #ZepedaRoach
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It makes you appreciate how talented Shakur Stevenson really is #RoachZepeda #RoachJrZepeda. #ZepedaRoach
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News flash: Native Americans, including Indigenous peoples in Mexico, descend from ancient populations that migrated from Asia into the Americas through Beringia around 23,000 years ago
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Interesting that Justin Gaethje mentions his German heritage but not the fact that he’s half Mexican. Who’s more successful in the greatest combat sport (boxing): Mexicans or Germans? 😂 #UFCFreedom250
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Kevin De Bruyne said, "As long as we don't have a good tactical system, we will continue to encounter difficulties against countries like Mexico” following a 3-3 draw (not 2-2) between Belgium and Mexico on November 10, 2017, in a friendly match played in Brussels @KevinDeBruyne
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Replying to @DerrickEvans4WV
Nice try but in the beginning of the video he’s on top of a small teen boy, girl comes over to help him, he pushes her. THEN the students retaliate
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Shakur is winning but what is he doing? Not getting hit and doing the bare minimum to win the round. He’s just another boring Mayweather 2.0 😴 #ShakurTeofimo #stevensonlopez
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Justin Gaethje is Mexican just in case you were wondering #GaethjePimblett
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Justin Gaethje is Mexican just in case you were wondering #GaethjePimblett
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A tale in two acts. What a loser 😂
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“His own is absurd” What the fuck does that even mean? Are you 5 years old?
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There is a guy walking in the middle of the street with a gun. He just shot someone, so it’s an active shooter situation. With all these mass shootings happening lately, it’s reasonable the driver felt he and others were in danger. I really doubt the prosecutor will press charges
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What? You’re mixing up “what women want in a partner” with whether we feel visual attraction. Women can see a photo or video of an attractive man and feel just as much visual pull as men. You’re talking out of your ass 😂
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This is why you always have Mexicans in boxing events 😴 #OrtizLubin
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