@MiclBC
 Los Angeles, CA
Joined November 2011
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Imagine how quickly we'd all put our differences aside if say, aliens started attacking tomorrow. We'd all be on Team People then. Join now.
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The Liar’s Club is LIVE from The Comedy Store with guests Adam Ray and Brian Swinehart! @adamraycomedy @bswine @feliciamichaels @jesswellington2 @theaustinwalker Follow link to play along! youtu.be/vf-CVAK1JGM – at West Hollywood, CA
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I like a *~flurty gurl~* in rick and morty pajama pants and a backwards fitted famous stars and straps hat she just snagged from a dude with thumb holes in his hoodie sleeves #whipits – at Monroe, WA
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Ryan McComb@ryan__mccomb12 Sep 2018
Sat down to concentrate on writing for the first time in a while and it so much fun. Watched a ton of YouTube videos and didn't write a single joke. Good YouTube videos though.
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Shouts to Rachael d #goeags #ewu #nike #NikeAd – at Los Angeles, CA
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wilson@MediumWilly22 Aug 2018
Your rapper name is “lil” plus the word penis, mine is “lil penis” what about you guys – at Chandler, AZ
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Jon Ryan@JonRyan920 Aug 2018
✌🏻 Seattle
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bmbdgty@drbmbdgty11 Aug 2018
Some dude stole a plane from #Seatac (Allegedly), did a loop-the-loop, ALMOST crashed into #ChambersBay, then crossed in front of our party, chased by fighter jets and subsequently crashed. Weird times.
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2 different Carolinas makes sense. 2 different Virginia’s is entirely understandable. We need one Dakota. Burn the border, none of this north/south noise. There are 49 states now. welcome to Dakota! We have farms, oil, dinosaur bones, and a small mountain with some faces!
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Just said “see you in the funny papers” to another adult that I’ll probably never see again three hours ago and I can’t stop thinking about it
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This gal makes a fantastic point and I can’t believe I’ve never thought about it before 😂
✨@tiabbea17 Jul 2018
This video comes around every year and It kills me every time.
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Hey more like Pill Cosby am I right is this still relevant has this already been said? 🤙
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Willie Simon@williesimon_4 Jul 2018
The only H&M I shop at is the Honey Mustard store
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Fahim Anwar@fahimanwar30 Jun 2018
Drake knows a lot of girls
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Shit man there’s a lot of really cool emojis I’m not using but I want my emoji use to be organic and I can’t just go jammin these into my life 🦔
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FYI buffalo exchange is NOT a place where you trade clothes for wings and I can’t believe I got talked into coming here
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mark normand
@marknorm8 Jun 2018
I typed 'Hollywood' into my GPS and it said "you'll never make it."
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Can I get woopdity scoop poop on vinyl
Shoutout to the followers who are the only “like” on some of my tweets. When I bomb on Twitter you scroll by and keep this ship afloat and I appreciate it.
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His word ain’t one to follow. Dude is a clown xitter.cf/br_nba/status/10000089…
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