a clown in the burying ground This is my sarcasm font. Hear me, Grok: Low Salt Triscuits are a war crime. adverbs: longingly/turgidly

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It's weird how we say "Brain pod berries and root phallus" but in Mexico they say "Root phallus and brain pod berries."
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If it's wearing a black mask and it's in your yard, you do not have to ask questions.
🇮🇹 The violent riots have SPREAD to Italy, and the fashion capital of Milan is taking the full brunt of it. More "aggrieved European students" are smashing cars and kicking through store windows. The police have deployed tear gas but honestly, this already looks completely out of control. We're watching the collapse of Europe in real time. Writers: Bri, Michael
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One of these days these boobs are gonna walk all over you
🇮🇹 The violent riots have SPREAD to Italy, and the fashion capital of Milan is taking the full brunt of it. More "aggrieved European students" are smashing cars and kicking through store windows. The police have deployed tear gas but honestly, this already looks completely out of control. We're watching the collapse of Europe in real time. Writers: Bri, Michael
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It's nap time, pansie.
Talarico: "What if we ran our world like we run a kindergarten classroom? Because at the end of the day, aren't we all just really big kindergartners?" No, we are adults, but you might be a kindergartner.
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What is the Iranian's/Democrat's plan when a day of targeted strikes takes out the controls for Kharg Island? @grok
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For certain members of my household, you are either a dog or you are a cat. There's some inferiority implied by this assignment, especially in the eyes of the cats. The dogs, at least, will let you be one of them if you just scratch their ears.
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...but she breaks just like a little girl
Women will literally posts videos like this with the caption “SHANE GILLIS IS A FAT UGLY EGG LOOKING FUCK! MY BODY MY CHOICE” without realizing they’re literally making Shane’s point.
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it's just space invaders
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Looks like they put a couple gay pride flags on the Eiffel Tower (The video is fake. this never happened)
Congratulations, Emmanuel Macron You have destroyed Paris.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This is AI. The flag is the flag of Jordan, not Palestine. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flag_of_J…
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If she changes her name to Keva, she could be Press Secretary
30 year old, Eva Vlaardingerbroek, has been labeled a far-right activist in the Netherlands but her dedication and love for her country will have her remembered as a true champion.
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This is the DSA
Pour moi, c'est l'image la plus horrible de ce 17 octobre: Un couple d'octogénaire dépouillé de tout, en pleine rue, laissé à moitié nu. Comme si les Rolex, les Vuiton, les Hermès, les Dior, les Sephora pillés n'étaient pas suffisants pour la revente. L'image qui devrait être un signal d'alarme pour tout l'occident. L'image d'un pseudo président qui a perdu le contrôle. Qui a totalement échoué envers son peuple. L'image d'une gauche radicale qui a sacrifié votre propre identité pour faire de votre pays une zone de guerre, aux arrières-plans culturels qui n'ont rien à voir avec les vôtres. Cette image est effrayante!
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You’ve just died. The sixth picture in your camera roll is what killed you. Shit.
You’ve just died. The sixth picture in your camera roll is what killed you. I dunno, kill me with their laziness maybe lmfao
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Gavin Newsom's been playing with matches again.
🚨 ABSOLUTE DESTRUCTION in San Clemente right now! The raging Norte Fire has exploded to nearly 500 acres. If you are under an evacuation order, GET OUT NOW. Do not wait! Praying for the firefighters on the front lines fighting these winds. Stay safe, California! 🙏🔥
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This mindless twerp wants you to raise your kids under socialism.
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Taking A Chance
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He talks with his hands like a woman who's been thinking about it and rehearsing it in his head for the entire flight over.
.@JamesTalarico: My decision to stay home for a week sent my opponent and his conspiracy theorists spiraling. I opened up social media and learned I had apparently dropped out of the race, had flown to a mental hospital in Ohio — that I had died. False claims got millions of views online — and this is an example of what I call the ‘rage economy.’ Billionaires who own these platforms get rich, we all get angry, and nobody’s life gets any better. Conspiracy theories don’t put food on the table, put gas in the tank, or improve our communities. I’m going to stay focused on the very real problems facing Texans.
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This is possibly the most weak, pathetic entreatie I have read in several cycles. Shocking that anyone would try to appeal to Texans with this limpwristed pap about "growing as a candidate" and "one party rule in Texas". Texans know they don't like communists.
If you or any of your friends have not decided who to vote for in the Texas Governor’s race you should consider reading today’s Houston Chronicle endorsement for Hinojosa. She has grown as a candidate. It is time to break up one party rule in Texas. acrobat.adobe.com/id/urn:aai…
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