Michelle 🇨🇦

Another life update: had a baby 3 weeks ago. 35 week preemie - healthy. I almost gave up the ghost. Transferred from hospital to hospital via ambulance. Emergency C-section. Bled out while getting my tubes soldered. Intubated. Partial lung collapse. 24 hour mag drip. Good now. 🙃

Life update: Bought another house in Omemee; moved in a month ago. I’m geriatric and very pregnant. Living with 5.5 boys, ages in utero - 41; 3 have certified AuDHD. I hear and smell approximately 7,250 farts/day. Clearly, my life choices and risk assessment skills are top-tier.

I did some arts & crafts after giving my boyfriend a haircut. #Merkin #Skims

My boyfriend took me to a show last night. Imagine his surprise when he found out what the Capitol Theatre in Port Hope is known for. The fact that he had no idea what he got himself into made me laugh harder than I have in years. Literal tears 🤣.

🖕@Sportsnet

If you don’t have the “Be My Eyes” app already, I urge you to download it! Once in a while, a call will come through and you can assist someone who is visually impaired.

They brought it back, but changed the recipe to something resembling Pine-Sol ☹️

*checks in on society* *walks back to yurt in mountains*

Lesson of the day: always double-check your background before Zoom meetings. 😇

Neil and Daryl sighting at the Lakefield Fair today.

Do Deer Fly chomps cause anyone else to bruise like an old apple? 🪰

If anyone ever questions my honesty, let the record show that I told my lawyer I missed his call because I accidentally peed on my phone while squatting in the woods.

It appears my dad had some issues installing a cat door.

Onward and upward.

I have a soft spot for old lonely people, so when I accepted an invitation to lunch with an 80+ year old man, I thought it was my civic duty to accept. At the end of our meal, he said “Can we go on another sneaky date next week”? 😳 oops.

Buy my house ❤️ realtor.ca/l/bShQz/ja

How’s everyone in CKL doing? Just got hydro here at my parent’s place in Omemee. My house has an estimated date of Sunday for restoration due to this line that caught fire early Sunday morning:

Still alive. In the process of moving into my parent’s basement apartment. This isn’t where I saw myself at 37, but I know better days are ahead. Putting my house on the market. I’ll never judge anyone who chooses to stay in a bad situation to avoid the turmoil and uncertainty.

🍁 only.