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No matter how many times I call the hospital to complain, they won't recall my baby. shorturl.xaijo.com/sally
tinyurl.bdsmgalls.net/benita Is there anything sexier than a woman who reads? Yes: Models.
googl.adultgalls.com/hallie It's wisest to pick the side of the person who knows the most shit about you
i've got a pilot's licence... and i'm not giving it back to him. luckily he's too drunk to notice. tinyurl.bdsmgalls.net/esther
There is no more horrible death than the one of a poor tree that ends up being a Twilight book. shorturl.xaijo.com/sandy
Not much of a âFirst Aidâ kit if it doesnât have peanut butter in it. shorturl.xaijo.com/kristen
Gratulerer til England, dere slipper og bli hakkemat for Tyskland ! Italia, kondolerer. #klasseforskjell
Når du ikke får på deg sokker fordi du har så store vannblemmer på tærne #denfølelsen
Vanvittig avsluttning på en sinnsyk sesong! Det gjør vondt å si det, men det må gjøres. Manchester City, gratulerer!
@Andreasgklev First thing on the agenda when we get back? A night in the forrest or at "gambu! You in?