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Things go from bad to worse for Palace as Adam Wharton sees red after a second yellow 🟥 📺 Stream on TNT Sports & HBO Max: streamonm.ax/4ySzugq

🚨 NEW: The following porn is illegal to possess or publish in England and Wales from tomorrow: - Strangulation or suffocation, such as restricting breathing through facesitting or hand over mouth - Penetrative sex between family members or people pretending to be related (like father and daughter), including step and foster-family scenarios where one person is or appears under 18 - Adults roleplaying as children under 16, such as wearing school uniform Anyone who currently possesses the content above must delete it before tomorrow or face up to 3 years in prison, or 5 years if they publish it

What would be the UK equivalent of Texas voting for the Democrats?

I’d like to apologise to Aston Villa, the owners & their fans. My language this week was clumsy & wrong. I can assure Villa fans it was tongue in cheek but I can understand it’s not come across that way, so apologies. Good luck today UTV!

🚨 NEW: John Healey is set to announce the following in his Budget later - The gas standing charge will be scrapped to save £27 a year on a typical bill - Green levies on energy bills will be scraped "for good" - NHS prescription charges will be frozen at £9.90 for another year - Poorer households on benefits will receive extra help with energy bills before January's sharp rises - The VAT cut on electricity bills, which was due to expire in April, will be extended (though it's not clear if this will be announced in the Budget or separately) - The Government will remove the link between gas and electricity prices, which currently inflates household bills, "in the long term" - Banks will face higher taxes, with the surcharge on their profits potentially rising from 3% to 8%, making it the Budget’s biggest revenue raiser - HMRC will be given powers to seize money from the bank accounts of people who fail to pay their tax - The freeze on rail fares will reportedly not be extended beyond April - Online retailers like Amazon, eBay and Temu will be made responsible for collecting unpaid VAT from sellers to fund a cut in business rates for high street shops - The thresholds for income tax will be frozen again so another half a million people may be dragged into the higher rate - January's planned increase in fuel duty will be cancelled - Pensioners relying solely on the state pension will see their tax-free allowance rise to £13,036, in line with the pension increase, so they don't pay income tax - Billions in long-term borrowing to invest in defence firms and raise the share of GDP spent on defence (without breaking fiscal rules, as the investments are expected to generate returns) - The upcoming "Your First Home" scheme will be made more generous to provide greater support for middle-income earners - The Budget will also assume the Rosebank oil field is approved, which will generate "significant tax revenues"

Our fourth penalty is saved. Fleetwood Town - ✅ ✅ ✅ ✅ Arsenal - ✅ ✅ ✅ ❌

Some serious timepieces on show at the Ballon d’Or 💎⌚️

Welcome to the Ballon d'Or family, Harry! #ballondor