@MichaelHComedy

Standup comedian/ Moderator of the hit podcast Character Debates https://xitter.cf/t.co/BJRklbjZ4C

 New York, NY
Joined June 2011
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Funny that the most talked about speaker at the republican midterm convention was a Democrat #republican #usa #election
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Replying to @MattWalshBlog
Growing up in Michigan, we learned "HOMES" H: Huron O: Ontario M: Michigan E: Erie S: Superior Realized today they're gonna have to change it to "SHAME" S: Superior H: Huron A: America M: Michigan E: Erie And that about sums it up perfectly 🤦‍♀️
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We’re at a weird point in society when Trump attacking right wing podcasters is considered worse for him than being featured 1,000’s of times in the Epstein files #trump #usa #maga
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Whenever someone says a food is good for you, I always wonder what it tastes like with chocolate #foodie #EatingRight #chocolate
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I am starting to think alot of Americans don’t know what a Puerto Rico is! #Halftime #BadBunny #America
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No argument, both half times were better than the game! #nfl #Halftime #football
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I am so happy I have a family friendly halftime option for this sport where men give each other brain damage! #Holy #NFL #halftime
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Trump’s “Board of Peace” includes Putin. That’s like inviting Diddy to a counsel for Female Rights #trump #America #President
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Yep…I went there! Imitating the shock on their faces was fun! #comedy #follow #bekind #ICE #ReneeGood
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I heard Trump already wants to pardon Nick Reiner #trump #RobReiner #statement
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An injured Bo Bichette gets a homerun because hurt people hurt people! #BlueJays #WorldSeries #MLBPlayoffs
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When we win, we’re efficient! #WorldSeries #BlueJays #MLBPlayoffs
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If Dodgers lose, it’s probably because they didn’t spend enough #LosAngeles #WorldSeries #BlueJays
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Yeah, the Jays are lucky he isn’t on their team! #BlueJays #WorldSeries #MLBPlayoffs
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I guarantee the scariest thing that the Dodgers is going to see on Halloween is the Blue Jays #BlueJays #MLBPlayoffs #WorldSeries #WeWantItAll
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Sorry, has Ohtani been playing? Haven’t noticed #BlueJays #LosAngeles #WorldSeries
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Anyone watch the Jays/Dodgers game tonight and feel ripped off that you only got 9 innings? #BlueJays #ladodgers #WorldSeries
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A blind booker gave me her email and asked me to let her know my avails. I emailed her and she hasn't responded. Do you think she saw it? (This is all true, I swear!) #Booker #comedy #gigs
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Bill Burr defending Saudi Arabia is the new Dennis Rodman defending North Korea. #RiyadhComedyFestival #comedian #BillBurr
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If a comic bombs his set in Riyadh, do they get 72 virgins? #RiyadhComedyFestival
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