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The Michael everyone tells to shut up

The Back of a U-Haul
Joined June 2018
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ShutUpMichael retweeted
sonic fans be like “mmmm which shit do you think tastes better??”
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ShutUpMichael retweeted
I know everyone might be feeling stressed or anxious with recent events so please enjoy Stephen riding an inflatable horse to cheer you up.
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ShutUpMichael retweeted
Well it's been nice knowing you guys
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ShutUpMichael retweeted
Spencer uses vicious weapon to overthrow the Anti-Gamer patriarchy
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Oh noooooooooo!
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ShutUpMichael retweeted
Buzz is having a VERY rough day
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ShutUpMichael retweeted
Glutonny knocks out Nairo to be the only non-NA player to make top 8 at #G7!
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Ay who you main bruh?
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Choco taco isnt a cone but it's very good imo. But i like to eat the cones after standard ice creams such as mint chocolates chip
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Does anyone else randomly like when the ice cream truck stops by your house and then you can buy and eat an ice cream cone. I like the choco taco a lot
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ShutUpMichael retweeted
Hoes Mad Sluts Upset Prostitutes Angry Models annoyed Masseuses Pissed Hookers agitated Whores Enraged Skanks miffed Tarts flustered Have a nice day.
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Join Super #SmashBrosUltimate director Masahiro Sakurai on 1/16 at 6am PT for a roughly 35 minute video livestream featuring an in-depth look at an upcoming DLC fighter, which he will unveil in the video!
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ShutUpMichael retweeted
Providing reassurance
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Today I learned low calorie ice cream is sad and empty.
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me 5 years ago: OMG LOOK AT MY XMAS HAUL I GOT THE VIDEO GAMES WOW me now: i get to wake up at 11 this morning and do nothing and interact with no one. 😎
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ShutUpMichael retweeted
So uh, when is the Cyber Truck coming to @RocketLeague? @elonmusk
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