Just found out that my novel - MURDER IN AN ITALIAN PIAZZA - was hand-picked to be included in the public library in the Obama Center in Chicago! What a thrill! #ObamaCenter #kensingtonbooks #positano #positanoamalficoast #briabartolucci

If you're in Martha's Vineyard next week, be sure to catch PEN PALS! Marilu Henner and Brooke Adams will reprise their roles as Bernie and Mags at Martha's Vineyard Playhouse and I'll be directing!! #penpals #penpalsplay #marthasvineyard #capecod circuitarts.thundertix.com/e…

hey @Ticketmaster why the hell has my activity been paused???? I never use the site and when I want to, I can't.

Maybe martin is holding Alan hostage too!

Add @BarnesAndNob as yet another app and website that never wants to work

Hey @STARZ I’m paying for the service don’t force me to watch previews of shows I don’t want to watch !!

Catherine Curtin & Sharon Lawrence are just amazing as Bernie & Mags. Come see the amazing new cast in PEN PALS. Www.penpalsplay.com

Tonight’s the night! PEN PALS is having its off-Broadway debut! So I guess I am too!!! #bernieandmags @SusanGKomen @LDKProds @OffBroadwayNYC @theatermania @playbill @broadwaycom @londontheatre Www.penpalsplay.com

If Audra, Lily, Jill and Diane don’t all team up to screw Victor it is a HUGE opportunity wasted. I love Victor but enough is enough. And bad ass Lily has got to reign!! @YandR_CBS @ChristelKfans @CBSDaytime

The marquee at @NJRep for PEN PALS - what a moment of joy! @playbill @broadwaycom @BroadwayWorld @ConcordShows @DramatistsPlayS @LDKProds @NMcKeonOfficial

We open on Thursday!! PEN PALS at NJ Rep! Come celebrate the lives of Bernie & Mags! #bernie&mags @globalpenpal @penpalspenpals @IPFWORLD @globalpenfriend @NJRep @playbill @BroadwayWorld @broadwaycom @CampBroadway njrep.org/show/__penpals/

I like this one

I made it into ⁦@playbill⁩ as a playwright!! ⁦Cannot believe that two amazing actresses like @NMcKeonOfficial⁩ and Gail Winar will be in #penpals! playbill.com/article/nancy-m…

A concept of a plan isn’t a plan you a-hole

Hey @USPSHelp I got a text that a package was delivered. It wasn’t. It isn’t here. Tracking said it was delivered. It wasn’t I tried to file a claim online twice. Both times was told there was an error. How do I get your attention to resolve this?

Thank you ALL for decades of sheer joyful entertainment

Question for @XfinitySupport why doesn’t the new cable box show the time? My old one did. Was it not set up correctly?

But it's a new house, Sharon burned down the ranch. Guess savvy Victor was looking ahead and had the new place built EXACTLY like the ranch including having a basement cell! But who cares, I absolutely LOVE this storyline.

And you can get me at Target too! @Target @NOIAW @KensingtonBooks @_ItalianCaffe @cozymysteryclub target.com/p/murder-in-an-it…