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London
Joined March 2012
This is a member of the Leigh family isn’t it
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.@BritishGasHelp @Daikinuk #HeatPump install at my elderly mother’s bungalow has been a shambles – 2 weeks in: 45kWh a day and 17° 🥶👵🏻 Get her in a hotel now and sort this out! Should have gone with @_heatgeek (@BBCNews @itvnews @Channel4News @SkyNews @ChronandEcho)
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He did WHAT?!! Messi you fraud, give him the Ballon!
Jeremy Doku finished Euro 2024 qualifying with the most dribbles per 90 minutes of any player with more than 200 minutes played under their belt! 🤩
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*Me at karaoke about to belt out Robbie Williams - Angels for the 3478th time*
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“Have you seen that comedians slow-mo goal celebration…” Me -
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Welp, @twitter name so coming off the building right now but @elonmusk didn’t get permit for the equipment on the street so @SFPD is shutting it down.
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Nuns N’ Roses
Sister Act, Napoli-style
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Your time to shine @_RossMacDonald_
What is the best Western movie you've ever seen?
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I will never not red a #EdBallsDay tweet
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Johnny Sodden
Alright everybody the UK post punk revival is over. That’s enough
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The state of these ads. Genuinely ask “What’s happening” every day now on this app
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Elon Musk is reportedly considering allowing Twitter Blue subscribers to HIDE their checkmarks due to subscribers getting absolutely clowned on 🤣
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Micale Reid retweeted
Pierre-Emile Hojbjerg called on Antonio Conte to be “more precise” in his criticism of Tottenham’s players buff.ly/3TyhV11
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Boss: How was your weekend? Me: Ohhhh, pretty low-key *Weekend me*
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Its okay as I’m sure there will be some babbling thesaurus loving self righteous explanation to this following soon
Where’s your fucking ‘booky wook’ now, you clattering fanny?
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When you let Thomas Edison respond to every client brief
Make it stop
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“Oh lads, do you want the number 1.25 shirt or should I double it and give it to the next person?” Who signed off on that?! 😂
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If January was a person…
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