@Mexicanitis

Drug war reenactor ⛷ MI Sports 〽️ 🦁🐅🐎 Melee: ZuPlum

Joined May 2014
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Need someone with the same grip that asian cuisine has on American mall food courts
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Jacob Jones@_jacobmjonesOct 19
This is how I felt watching Cade Cunningham score 45 in the playoffs.
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@prtygal777Oct 18
such a precious moment
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crucial@niggaisagiOct 19
ALCOHOL IS PORN WATER
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REPUBLICANS AGAINST MAGA
@michaelt5656Oct 16
History will not be kind.
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I can’t lie, I walked outside just now on the third Saturday In October and when I felt that 48 degree air brush my body, I came all in my shorts. Nutted right there on my front porch. Made a giant sticky mess all over myself. #Autumn
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Endless@EndlessGlOct 17
So, uh. This is Marathon.
Endless@EndlessGlOct 15
I'm gonna give it another try, sports fans.
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5 minutes into the Miami Vice movie I’m greeted with a Jay Z Linkin Park mashup
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Cum🏂
@cremedupepeOct 16
This why some of y'all snore while you're awake
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@gneiffer07Oct 15
The new @tacobell Cake Batter empanadas are absolutely incredible. 9.5/10 and maybe the best fast food dessert out there
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@elongatedscroteOct 12
Mexicans don’t wear watches because they know it’s always Modelo time
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Fuck Christopher columbus go lions
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Novig
@NovigOct 11
🚨 NFL HISTORY For the THIRD STRAIGHT season, all 4 NFC North teams have winning records at the same time! No other NFL division has accomplished this feat in even TWO consecutive seasons since the 2002 realignment.
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QBgami
@QBgamiOct 12
Per our data and confirmed by NFL Research, Jared Goff is the first player in NFL history to have 12+ passing TDs and zero giveaways through a team's first five games of a season. No other QB has ever done that before.
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“Men used to go to war” Sorry I do not like war. I like college football, tequila, and tweeting
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Milwaukee slosh that thing bleeding G
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When I'm home alone for enough time I start yelling out things my mom said to me as a kid like a cockatoo that was rescued from an abusive home
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okay@chasedbywaspsOct 8
doctor says I ain't got a human soul. it's orangertang or some shit
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My physique is top 0.1% for people who have the McDonald’s app on their phone.
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10/6/26
Heathcliff Panel: Two birds are in a birdbath. One bird looks up and sees Heathcliff watching from the bushes wearing a bib that says 'Greg'. The bird says to the other whose back is turned "Just let it happen. We can't interfere with nature."

ALT Heathcliff Panel: Two birds are in a birdbath. One bird looks up and sees Heathcliff watching from the bushes wearing a bib that says 'Greg'. The bird says to the other whose back is turned "Just let it happen. We can't interfere with nature."

New Yorker Panel: Nature documentarians are filming penguins. One penguin walks up to the boom mic operator and takes his wallet. The videographer says "Watch yourself, Greg."

ALT New Yorker Panel: Nature documentarians are filming penguins. One penguin walks up to the boom mic operator and takes his wallet. The videographer says "Watch yourself, Greg."

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