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Mewsus Christ

@Mewsus

Lo! I am Mewsus, son of Arceus! I fainted for the sins of all pokemon! Stories from the PokéBible and the Church of Mewsus Christ. Praise be to Arceus, Amon!

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Joined November 2012
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Oak 2:5- "And so Arceus created man, saying unto him, 'Go forth and be the very best like no one ever was!'"
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Nintendo is literally doing the Lord's work.
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Friendly reminder that your local church is a Pokéstop for a reason 👀 #PokemonGOFest2020
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Pokémon Fans: Nintendo can't just release the same product with only slight differences each time! The gospels:
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I think I may just go ahead and start the PokéPocalypse early idk
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It's Adam and Eve, not Adam and Eevee.
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Thinking of new types for the next main series games. So far I have: 1. Holy types (super effective against Ghost types and sinners) 2. Gun types (just regular pokemon but with a gun taped to their head) 3. Poison + types (just regular pokemon but they spread Covid-19)
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Wear a mask or I'll make every starter pokemon fire/fighting from now on.
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God hears your prayers for Gen 4 Sinnoh remakes and is choosing to ignore them.
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Disillusioned with #Christianity? Looking for a new religion? Try #PokéTheism! We have Pokemon and free health care!
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5k prayers and I'll have God remake Gen 5
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Happy #FathersDay to our Lord Arceus. Thank you for creating all Pokemon.
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That’s right, Trainers—#PokemonSnapIsBack! #NewPokemonSnap is an all-new adventure inspired by the classic Nintendo 64 game. Grab your camera, and get ready to photograph Pokémon while exploring beautiful islands on Nintendo Switch! bit.ly/2ACnOGK

Photograph Pokémon and explore beautiful islands in New Pokémon Snap!

New Pokémon Snap is an all-new adventure inspired by the classic Nintendo 64 game!

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Elm 8:14 "May he who is without sin use rock throw."
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Love all people. Love all pokemon.
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Some kids: "Your prophet is bald lol" The Lord: "Ursaring, I choose you!"
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If you see a Pokemon trying to evolve quickly press B to prevent them from sinning #PokéCreationism
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When will world leaders be brave enough to admit they play Pokemon?
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When the pastor compliments the choir but you were only mouthing the words
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The Lord: I shall bestow man with free will! Man: *creates Gardevoir lewds* The Lord: wait not like that
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