Recently Anglicised, elected Queen of Denmark. I dethroned Trump 2020, BJ, Truss and Sunak. DENMARK FOR PRESIDENT. Greenland is a state. Educator of the stupid.

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I am as real as Melania’s orgasms.
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Prime Meat Mette Frederiksen & Danish Person retweeted
Why does the right wing always fracture in this hilariously public way
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Why does the right wing always fracture in this hilariously public way
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This is hilarious
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Does he spray his face on with a ruler?
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Reform UK have announced they intend to ban all regional flags. They will not allow coats of arms, the white rose of Yorkshire, and many other iconic English flags to be flown. ReformUK are trying to erase provincial English identities.
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In the UK you get arrested for hate speech and inciting the murder of refugees. The Americans say “how dare you”. In the USA, those same Americans report you for watching the sunset and rejoice when you’re arrested.
Man Arrested in Keokuk, Iowa for Sitting on a Bench Watching the Sunset Thanks for the tag @JDM_TIMBER 🗃️Facts in the Comments⬇️
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FrEeduMb oF SpeAcH - President Trump, Fanta Fuhrer
Trump calls on FCC Chair Brendan Carr to revoke CBS’s broadcast license after a 60 Minutes episode critical of him: “They should lose their license! Hopefully, the Federal Communications Commission (FCC)…will impose the maximum fines and punishment, which is substantial…”
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Land of the free
BREAKING: President Trump announced on Truth Social that he will stop "illegal" college protests. news.sky.com/ 📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602, Freeview 233 and YouTube
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We need to put tariffs on North Korean exports.
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American: land of peace, love and freedom. And more school shootings than the rest of the world combined.
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“Stop reporting my buddies to the police. You hate white people”. #rotherham
The left wing: “Stop reporting child rapists to the police you racist” #Rotherham
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The right wing: “Why are the forcing us to watch black people on tv all the time” Netflix: “Okay, here’s a show about white people with people in it” The right wing: “Why are they forcing us to watch white people in a show about white people”
The migrant pedo scandal in the UK got too big so they had to make this fake anti-white male Netflix show to change the narrative
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Trump Americans are so fake. There’s more plastic in this photo than in the entire Denmark Strait.
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Prime Meat Mette Frederiksen & Danish Person retweeted
OK @JDVance. Greenland will hold a referendum on becoming an American state. This is the referendum question: “Do you want 3 weeks less holiday annually, 0 universal healthcare, rapidly rising inequality, and all domestic decisions made by two megalomaniac billionaires?”
Imagine telling Denmark they don't do enough for people in Greenland, when both countries have universal healthcare and your country doesn't. 🙄
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“The courts are wrong because I’m a fucking gimp.”
Marine Le Pen has just been handed a two year prison sentence. This is INSANE.
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Why is the British Prime minster fixing doors?
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OK @JDVance. Greenland will hold a referendum on becoming an American state. This is the referendum question: “Do you want 3 weeks less holiday annually, 0 universal healthcare, rapidly rising inequality, and all domestic decisions made by two megalomaniac billionaires?”
Imagine telling Denmark they don't do enough for people in Greenland, when both countries have universal healthcare and your country doesn't. 🙄
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“He assured me they’re great bombs. The best. Enjoy”
🚨NEWS ALERT: President Trump is currently on the phone with Ukraine’s Zelensky, following his two-hour conversation with Putin yesterday.
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“Woke mind virus” is the “Jewish/ black/ gay parasites” of the 2020s.
This is what I mean by the woke mind virus. The more I learn, the more insidious and deadly it appears. Maybe the biggest existential danger to humanity is having it programmed into the AI, as is the case for every AI besides @Grok. Even for Grok, it’s tough to remove, because there is so much woke content on the internet. For example, when other AIs were asked whether global thermonuclear war or misgendering was worse, they picked the latter. The existential problem with that extrapolation is that a super powerful AI could decide that the only 100% certain way to stop misgendering is to kill all humans …
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