Mets content creator (cartoons, memes, A.I.) living life in the mountains of CO. I know ball but mostly chose the parody route. Former host of "Gare Affair."
Boulder County, CO
Joined March 2010
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Taylor Swift on meeting Pat Mahomes:
"Unbelievable. Mahomes made 39 relief appearances in 1999 for the Mets and posted an 8-0 record with a 3.68 ERA and helped the Mets win the NL Wild Card. He even drove in the winning run and got the win in Chicago that year."
Mets in Stitches retweeted
The tide is turning. My aunt Kathy was a reliable Democratic voter her entire life. But when she heard billions were being spent on an updated golf course in DC, she decided to vote straight ticket GOP. “Some things are more important than affordable groceries,” she said🙏🇺🇸
I saw the enthusiasm of Paxton's latest rally and got me highly nervous.
They are up, they are Y'ing and M'ing and C'ing and A'ing all the way to the polls.
I set up @Muse to scan eBay for the remaining Starting Lineup figures I need to complete my collection and, boy, did it pay off today.
The hardest to get is the 2000 Robin Ventura and can go for as much as $50 plus shipping. My scan got it for 12.99 plus scanning.
It went down something like:
“Who’s High Pitch? This is Kelly Clarkson”
Just drove all the way to Brooklyn to check out this store I thought looked really rad and had a few things in mind to buy and literally was looked at as if I couldn’t afford it and was told he could find something comparable for me. Wow, dude. You’re an idiot and just lost a huge sale. But y’all should go check out Art of Play in Brooklyn if you enjoy being treated like Julia Roberts character in Pretty Woman. For sure, check it out 👎
His source? Justin Bobby
My sources are telling me Talarico is in a mental health facility. His campaign has stopped actively planning events in the vital homestretch of the campaign.
If this is true, this is actually a time to pray for Talarico. We should, of course, savagely mock his smug, awful campaign advisors, by all means...and while yes, of course, this would be disqualifying for Talarico's aspirations to be a Texas Senator, we must hold empathy for anyone undergoing crisis. Campaigns are brutal, and not everybody is cut out for it. You need very thick skin. As much as I don't want Talarico anywhere near government, I also don't want wish him harm, and no political office is worth having a breakdown. His awful advisors are at fault for this. They pushed him to be something he isn't, and it didn't work.
I'm praying that this isn't true, and he's OK. You want to win these fights on the battlefield of ideas, not the minefield of poor health.
Mets in Stitches retweeted
I love how the "pro life" crowd is frothing at the mouth to watch a public execution
All makes sense now.
Amy Schumer reveals that former MLB pitcher Noah Syndergaard was one of the fan of hers who came over for a late night hookup at the peak of her career while she was touring arenas.
During her appearance on Alex Cooper’s Call Her Daddy, Alex realizes the athlete Amy is talking about might be her ex and asks:
“Have you had s*x with my ex-boyfriend?”
Amy responds, “No. And we didn’t have s*x.”
She explains that Noah went down on her before she told him she was too tired and he left.
“That’s happened a couple times, and I’m not proud of it.”
Is any one talking about the fact that Rodgers said “artificial intelligence” thus making him a traitor of the state!
