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I'm the smartest man alive. smarter than any alien filth that flies around with an S on his chest.

Metropolis
Joined January 2015
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@BatCowOfGotham "Superman!" Lex leaps over his desk hiding. @UnchainedHope
@BatCowOfGotham @UnchainedHope "Batmans pet is in my office!" a vein pulses from his neck.
@BatCowOfGotham "Mercy!!! MERCY!!! THERE'S A TALKING COW IN MY OFFICE!!! Call Superman!!" @UnchainedHope
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"First Batman trains children... Now a cow?" Lex chuckled. "You're a strange one, Wayne."
"We know better now, don't we? Devils don't come from hell below us... No, they come from the sky."
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"Beautiful night, isn't it, mercy?" The billionaire looked out the glass panel window.
((This will be the last OOC post on my accounts. Just follow my writer, @BehindTheBat ))
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Hnn... Jessie Eisnenberg will do...
"This sunday has had the most nudity ever to be placed on the TL"
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*Lex walks up to the window of his office staring out over the city* it will all come in time.
@HookaSmokingAli *He looks at her butt as she does. *
@HookaSmokingAli I had it waxed the... Will you leave?!
@HookaSmokingAli *He falls back into his chair rubbing his head*
@HookaSmokingAli Oh trust me. There are many details and plans. I only implicate certain ones at certain times. They never truly fail.
@HookaSmokingAli there's many plans and scenarios in which I'll play by ear. Having a single plan sets you up for failure my dear.