I am big into strategy games, art, living the western life and playing chess! Occasionally My jokes are dry, but I like my water wet!
Arizona, USA
Joined March 2014
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Crazy how much flooding can happen in Arizona. We've been experiencing some wet weather for the past 2 days, but nothing like this. Thankfully.
This is a depressing Halloween! Of all the days for it to rain in ARIZONA it had to be on a HALLOWEEN NIGHT which fell on a SATURDAY this year.
Men CANNOT give birth! How fucking retarded
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I went and saw @DaveChappelle tonight in Mesa for the #fastballcomedyfestival and I have to say... Despite all the airplanes, it was worth every penny seeing one of the greats on stage!
The area I live in has an app that shows which houses will be handing out candy- and with us being first year residents I made sure our house was registered.
I love Halloween and I am especially excited for this one. I can't wait!
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Seven seconds was all the @Ravens needed.
@NFLBrasil
Okay @Ravens I will give you your flowers... That was a WELL PLAYED CALL AND KICK... INCREDIBLE 👏
You can't tell me that the field that the @Ravens and @dallascowboys is not causing all of these injuries... That field is saturated with water.... Absolutely ridiculous.