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『Stark』

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“𝕀𝕥’𝕤 𝕘𝕠𝕠𝕕 𝕥𝕠 𝕓𝕖 𝕓𝕒𝕔𝕜.” Minimalist coconut at your service. What the hell is Starkium? (Earth—69,420) //ss / no lewd

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𝒴𝑜𝓊 𝓀𝓃𝑜𝓌 𝓌𝒽𝑜 𝐼 𝒶𝓂. 　　• 𝐏𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐈𝐌𝟐/𝐏𝐫𝐞-𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐞𝐥𝐬𝐞 　　• 𝐒𝐡𝐢𝐩𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐦 | 𝐁𝐢 　　• 𝐋𝐢𝐭 　　• 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬/𝐒𝐡𝐢𝐭𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐬 You know the drill. 🔁❤️
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Pepper: don’t look now, but- Tony, immediately whipping his head around:
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i believe in a universe that doesn't care and people who do.
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Pepper said he couldn’t wear crocs with his Armani suit to the function. Guess who isn’t getting a Christmas card this year.
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Once again thinking about Steve “Defrosted Chicken” Rogers.
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For real though, did they just stick Steve in the sink like he was chicken that needed defrosting??? This question is going to haunt him at night.
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Is he speaking from personal experience? Maybe.
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“Sometimes a crunchwrap supreme will heal you more than therapy ever did.”
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MILF MJ’s milk (@maryjanesparker) profile pictureMILF MJ’s milk@maryjanesparker12 Jan 2023
It's always so funny to me that Blade is singlehandedly trying to stop the vampire apocalypse from happening in New York and you have every other superhero in New York just "nah we're... we're going to go stop Ultron. Good luck tho"
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……………”Not to sound judgy or anything,—“
Deanna Black (@TheWildling) profile pictureDeanna Black@TheWildling6 Jan 2023
"Absolutely not. I may just frame this and put it up behind my desk here with no context."
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“If I say yes will you never speak of this again?”
Deanna Black (@TheWildling) profile pictureDeanna Black@TheWildling5 Jan 2023
… "Did someone dare you to do this?"
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“Sometimes you just have to take the mythbusters approach to things and blow it all straight to hell. Works like a charm.”
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(He’s in a silly goofy mood.)
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Hands the reader a sticky note that says “heebie jeebies” with a solemn expression and walks away.
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No, he will not elaborate. However, the hydraulic fluid he’s drenched in might have something to do with it.
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“Update: The idiot is me.”
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“My idiot senses are tingling.”
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“If anyone tries to give me a sherpa blanket they’re going to jail.”
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The explosions are INTENTIONAL.
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“I have ingested literally enough caffeine to stay awake for a week. I can hear my pulse. Great start to this project. Where are my jams—“
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Nick Fury‘s getting a new ringtone.

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