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@MessiEverything

Former fรบtbol bullshitter. Taking my talents to tennis. Federer & Iga Swiatek

Joined September 2020
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Stiff dude at 00:15 ruined the fluidity of the play man but still what a freaking golazo
Sincerรฃo (@oficialsincerao) profile pictureSincerรฃo
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O Como do professor Cesc Fabregas pratica futebolโ€ฆ Contra-ataque de pรฉ em pรฉ, atรฉ a bola a bola chegar no Nico Paz e ele mandar pro fundo do gol.
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ghosted in all these games and got outperformed in his team by ferran torres btw
ใƒ„๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฑ (@M3SSIMP) profile pictureใƒ„๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฑ@M3SSIMPNov 5
we retired Kroos, Ronaldo, Courtouis and Messi๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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India and Mexico
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kuro (@seqCharm) profile picturekuro
@seqCharmNov 3
Countries Ranked by Their Illegal Immigration Situation
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Florida is a fucking disgrace man. How are you still voting for that predator after all heโ€™s done. Uneducated fucking idiots. Messi have some shame and change that shit bruh
Lucian the Dummy (@LuciTheViper) profile pictureLucian the Dummy@LuciTheViperNov 4
Replying to @wa0wiee
HOW THE FUCK DID WE WIN BOTH KANSAS AND TEXAS?
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MESSSSSSSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
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Scalohitler looked at this chap and decided to hand the keys to โ€œRDPโ€ and โ€œNico Gonzรกlezโ€
Sudanalytics (@sudanalytics_) profile pictureSudanalytics
@sudanalytics_Oct 30
NICO PAZ, DEJATE DE JODER. ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ท
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nasty nutmeg from Layonel
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Messi and Studio Ghibli ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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vague race victimism gimmick in 2026
BB (@b3b_e) profile pictureBB@b3b_eOct 27
And here comes the white guy pushing the humble hardworking gimmick against two black players who continue to always be better than him in every aspect. Being black means you have to work twice as hard to prove youโ€™re the same as the white man and 3 times to prove youโ€™re better.
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Making an important racial and social cause look unserious over a few likes on โ€œthe internetโ€ and fulfilling an artificial self-need to feel like you give a real damn about it
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LEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOO TOP TEN OF THE BALLON Dโ€™OR AT 3,900,000 YEARSSSS OOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLDDDDDD
Ballon d'Or (@ballondor) profile pictureBallon d'Or
@ballondorOct 26
They are our ten finalists for the 2026 Ballon dโ€™Orโ€ฆ who you got? ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท Ousmane Dembรฉlรฉ ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ด Erling Haaland ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ Harry Kane ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ช Khvicha Kvaratskhelia ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท Kylian Mbappรฉ ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ท Lionel Messi ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท Michael Olise ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Fabiรกn Ruiz ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Rodri ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Lamine Yamal Follow the ceremony live on Ballondor.com, with analysis and data from the London Palladium! #ballondor
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From this list: 10. Rodri (get that filthy robber off the road) 9. Haaland 8. Messi 7. Dembelรฉ 6. Fabiรกn Ruรญz 5. Kvaratskhelia 4. Yamal 3. Olise 2. Mbappรฉ 1. Kane
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Ann๐ŸŒธ@carousellasOct 22
alright brother we get it
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King of the people.
Sudanalytics (@sudanalytics_) profile pictureSudanalytics
@sudanalytics_Oct 22
โค๏ธ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Lionel Messi decidiรณ ROMPER EL PROTOCOLO e ir a firmar autรณgrafos a la gente que fue a verlo en Espaรฑa.
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ainโ€™t no way france football scammed millions of euros of rapey rony fans all around the world. gotta love them ffs
Neal ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ (@NealGardner_) profile pictureNeal ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ
@NealGardner_Oct 22
Genuinely cannot believe they had the audacity to charge money for thisโ€ฆ Worse is, probably made ridiculous amounts off it ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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๐Ÿšจ ๐—ข๐—™๐—™๐—œ๐—–๐—œ๐—”๐—Ÿ: The Ballon d'Or website has confirmed that the new 'Ballon d'Or Of All Time' (B.O.A.T.) award is NOT the Super Ballon d'Or. The B.O.A.T. is simply an online fan vote and will NOT be presented as a physical trophy at the ceremony. The Super Ballon d'Or remains a separate, official award that has only been handed out ONCE in history, to Alfredo Di Stรฉfano in 1989. There are currently NO plans or confirmed date to award the Super Ballon d'Or again.
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Cook Mbabum and Offendernaldo, my king
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@TouchlineXOct 22
๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ ๐—ก๐—˜๐—ช: Leo Messi on his most important career goals: "The goals I scored in the World Cup final were among the most important of my career because of what they meant, the occasion and the magnitude of the match." "I also treasure goals scored for Barcelona in Champions League finals and El Clรกsico matches."
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From what Iโ€™ve seen Agรผero definetely *peaked* the highest
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All About Argentina ๐Ÿ›Ž๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ท (@AlbicelesteTalk) profile pictureAll About Argentina ๐Ÿ›Ž๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ท
@AlbicelesteTalkOct 22
Which Argentina player had the highest peak you've ever witnessed, excluding Messi? ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ท
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I mean, are we serious bro
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Tom Bogert (@tombogert) profile pictureTom Bogert
@tombogertOct 21
Voting for MLS end of season awards officially opened today... and I IMPLORE anyone else with an official ballot to wait until, you know, all of the games have been played to submit your ballot. This is my uninteresting PSA. Thank you.
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