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Dragonstone, Westeros
Joined June 2009
Them: are you ready for spooky season? Me:
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I just backed Midnight Mystics: An Anthology of Fantasy Comics By Black W on @Kickstarter kickstarter.com/projects/844…
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Replying to @DC_DANIELV91
Whats the point of a clown if they don't make you laugh?
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boooooo!!!!!!! 🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅
After reading the article, they aren’t de-extincting dire wolves. They are genetically modifying grey wolves to phenotypically resemble what they think dire wolves looked like. This is not a dire wolf.
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Bro we literally got actual dire wolves before we got Winds of Winter
TIME's new cover: The dire wolf is back after over 10,000 years. Here's what that means for other extinct species ti.me/4jlJB54
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I can not believe I'm wasting my "Good Titty" years under this regime 😩😩😩
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no fr. my daughter better be happy with what she has because NOPE.....
THE MORE I LEARN ABOUT SWITCH 2 THE ANGRIER I'M GETTING LOL
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The Grim Reaper has the opportunity to do the funniest thing today.
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OK FINE! Everybody has been begging Black people to support the march on April 5th. In the spirit of Chuck Schumer we will pen a STRONGLY WORDED EMAIL
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Keep it a buck : Tanya was WEALTHY! All you got for me is $100k ? The gall! The gumption! #TheWhiteLotus
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i wish people feared their children being pedophiles, rapist, or being abusive as much as they fear them being gay
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Replying to @WDMTRPod
What happened to niggas talking about nigga shit ? Why are you sitting on camera in front of spit covered mics discussing what a grown ass woman decides to do with her body… talk about last nights buzzer beater bitch
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Deeply unpleasant as it is, I thoroughly enjoyed the twisted nursing home nightmare that is THE RULE OF JENNY PEN, now streaming on Shudder. Geoffrey Rush and John Lithgow are terrific. A sad, disturbing horror film that's perfectly orchestrated to piss you off. Let it.
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David Howard Thornton will not return as Art the Clown in ‘AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY’
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wrap this up immediately 😭😭
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‘sucker punch’ was released 14 years ago today… a masterpiece for those who get it
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servers/bartenders everywhere when they watched that trailer:
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see! that's why his ass should've stayed in the group chat and expose everything 🤷🏽‍♀️
"It's a hoax" - this guy
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
A spokesperson for the National Security Council, Brian Hughes, confirmed the authenticity of the group chat to which Jeffrey Goldberg, editor-in-chief of The Atlantic, was inadvertently added. x.com/JenGriffinFNC/… nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcna1… usatoday.com/story/news/pol… reuters.com/world/us/top-t… lemonde.fr/en/united-stat…
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“You bald headed demon..” is still one of the best line deliveries in the MCU😂
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