Here we go again....suffering Gillian Taylforth's bad drunk acting as Kathy. #EastEnders.

Hazza is channeling his inner Medieval Monk with that hair....

Two years today, Mumma- I miss you more than ever. A huge Fuck You to certain staff members at Princess Alexandra Hospital and the Adult Social Care Services who expedited the inevitable. At least I got her somewhere safe for her last few days, so she didn't die in that shithole.

30p Lee actually looked rattled when he was interviewed by Ranvir No-Clue and Kate Gobbyway on #GMB. His facial expression and demeanour was best described as a Thunderbird who had just sharted on live television and is hoping no-one can smell it! youtu.be/aXut3s90rUI?is=-hpQ…

Tiny Tommy Montana (his latest alias) immediately prior to writing emails, or appearing at a prestigious university debate, alongside his pal Looza Fox.

Tiny Tommy Ten Names needs to add another name to his long list of aliases: Tony Montana....

Oi @BoyGeorge - finally showing your true colours, I see. I sincerely hope you, and PK, your emotionally stunted Manager (and fellow narcissist), are financially and reputationally bankrupted ASAP. You both deserve it. Cunts.

Max the ginger sex-peanut strikes again. I still cannot understand how he is somehow catnip to the women of Walford. #EastEnders

Declan's orgasm face in Rivals Season 2 - absolutely hilaire! I think the expression on his face is more akin to a victim in a torture scene from the Saw franchise.....! #Rivals

🤣 Well, it used to be, but she has to rein it in a bit now, or rely on freebies, since she no longer has access to the Stranger's Bar and lashings of cheap gin, subsidised by us taxpayers.

Quelle surpise! Thin-skinned wanker Nigel Fartage "changed his mind" about appearing on the Laura Kuensservativeberg show. I wonder what those 5 million reasons could possibly be? Imagine if he was PM - he'd always be absent on Wednesdays! #PMQs #bbclaurak #NeverVoteReform

Kathy is channeling her inner Pauline Fowler (or is that Miss Brahms from Are You Being Served) in that wig! Vicki's hen do outfit resembles an Angel outfit from a 70s primary school nativity play-it just needs some tinsel wings and a halo attached by hanger wire! #EastEnders

Wes Streeting, Private Healthcare Sector-funded NHS Traitor and friend of Mandelson reminds me of a chubby, vintage Action Man with the Eagle Eyes that swivel. #bbclaurak

Wes Streeting, Private Healthcare Sector-funded NHS Traitor and friend of Mandelson reminds me of a chubby, vintage Action Man with the Eagle Eyes that swivel. #bbclaurak

Oi, Shoplifter! Working from home on Fridays doesn't mean you're working a 4 day week! Oh, and Cleverly (Thickerly), we pay your wages, your expenses and council tax on your constituency home, so you're hardly well-placed to opine on taxpayer value for money, you bellend! #GMB