@Merlinchon

๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ |๐ŸŒน| he/him | 17 | social democrat alt: @Lerlinchon priv: @merlin_but_sad

Bev-Craig-Stadt
Joined January 2026
I'd like to apologise Having been educated on Le Pen's positions, I see I was wrong. The only morally correct position is to abstain. Sorry. Never vote for the far right
The fact that I might have to vote for Le Pen... ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
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thank you to @4__5__1_ and @YvesSaintEnfant for making me realise I was being a prick
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I have just realised that @4__5__1_ has blocked me. Deserved tbh
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I made this in literally 3 minutes hire me
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Only Boris Johnson is gone We have Macron 2.0 (Attal) and Merkel 2.0 (Merz)
when I thought about europe in 2021, I thought of Macron, Merkel, and Boris Johnson, now all of them are going to be gone
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๐Ÿšจ THIS IS NOT A DRILL ๐Ÿšจ
๐Ÿšจ BREAKING: Andy Burnham is set to signal the end of the state pension triple lock in his conference speech tomorrow [@Telegraph]
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-saved the Falklands -shut the unprofitable mines -smashed the corrupt unions -slammed socialism -stopped inflation
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Merlin ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ retweeted
Merlinchon Merlinchon Merlinchon Sahur
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Merlin ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ retweeted
Replying to @Merlinchon
39%Merlinchon
61%Mรฉlenchon
36 votes โ€ข Final results
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French Presidential Election ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท --- Second Round: Mรฉlenchon vs Merlinchon
47%Mรฉlenchon
53%Merlinchon
464 votes โ€ข Final results
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for kids for close up kids for far away kids for lots of kids see how daft that sounds?
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This is $12/gallon Americans would start a revolution if they saw that
BREAKING: The UK is now preparing to ration diesel and petrol and could impose a nationwide 50mph speed limit, with government contingency plans now on the table as pump prices hit a record, per the Express. It comes as UK diesel broke its 2022 record yesterday at 199.11p a litre (ยฃ1.99). The plans include a maximum purchase scheme limiting how much fuel drivers can buy per visit and restricting selling hours, priority filling stations for emergency services, directed bulk deliveries to utilities and public transport, prioritised diesel for food and health supply chains, and government allocation of crude and imported products. The UK had 42 days of diesel left as of July, the lowest of any developed nation apart from Australia.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
UK government has not announced preparations to ration diesel or petrol; existing contingency plans are for severe national shortages only and officials state the supply remains diverse and resilient despite record prices. gov.uk/government/pubโ€ฆ express.co.uk/life-style/carโ€ฆ petrolprices.com/news/uk-dieselโ€ฆ telegraph.co.uk/business/2026/โ€ฆ
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ex-oomf started posting mean things about me and only got 1 like
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My ranking of parties to vote for in England: 1. Labour 2. Lib Dems 3. SDP 4. Tories 5. Green 6. Reform 7. Restore
my ranking of parties to vote for in england 1. LibDems 2. Labour 3. Green 4. Conservative 5. Reform 6. Restore
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Merlin ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ retweeted
Top 5 dumb British person beliefs: 1. There should be a by-election if an MP changes party 2. There should be a general election if the PM resigns 3. The petitions website should be legally binding 4. Camilla shouldn't be called the Queen 5. We need a referendum on [any topic]
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Build, baby, build
๐Ÿšจ NEW: Andy Burnham has refused to back the third runway at Heathrow โ€œItโ€™s not right for me to jump straight in on this issue off the back of a consultationโ€
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Got added to a list by a Russian socialist Greatest honour of my life
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