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I’m telling you right now—everything happens for a reason.
Not long ago, I got rugged twice in a row on $Peepo and $Smol. Brutal. One of those rugs even cost me someone I thought was a friend—turns out he was just another lowlife scammer. Met him through @TheCryptoDaddi’s Telegram (shoutout to Daddi though, genuinely solid dude).
When I sold my bag before it went straight to zero, I got attacked by the cult for “not holding.” Meanwhile, the devs were slow-rugging the whole thing. Later found out one of them—Roger Malcom the 3rd—has pulled this scam seven or eight times. I was blamed for a 90% crash when I sold 1% of the supply. You can’t make this up.
Then came $Peepo, same story—looked fun until it went downhill fast. I had about $70 left in my wallet. Grinded it to $200, threw in another $650, and somehow stumbled into Moltbook. Next thing I know, the chart’s going vertical. I went from nothing to $60K overnight, took profits, and watched as the Claw agents started launching. Something about $Clawnch felt different, so I YOLO’d $25K and went to bed.
Woke up at 3:33 AM with $130,000 staring back at me.
Life is good. Moral of the story: don’t be a piece of shit, don’t hate on people chasing their wins, and karma really does come full circle.
If you’re tired of toxic chats and just want to chill, shoot the shit, and make money with good people—DM me
🧙♂️🦉~Big Merl~💎⚖️ retweeted
We’ve teased for long enough.
MachineFun goes live within the next 48 hours.
🧙♂️🦉~Big Merl~💎⚖️ retweeted
🚨 LEAKED footage of the new South Park episode: Alon behind the scenes of the Kimchi rug.
🧙♂️🦉~Big Merl~💎⚖️ retweeted
GM solana:412ECWXN3jGbd1kn8ck7eeupWttkmrFkNm9JqfAzpump heads 🍄
Fungi 0.3 lands tonight. ~2,500 commits since 0.2.
New day, new tek
🖥 Shiitake in your terminal: npm i -g @fungi.computer/spore, run fungi, sign in with the Claude or ChatGPT plan you already pay for
✋ Agents ask before big moves. Approve, refuse, or set what they can always do
🔗 Link your own machines to Fungi; agents pass work across them
📦 Point Fungi at a repo → it builds the app on a throwaway computer and installs it
⚡ Trellis workflows that run themselves on a Git push or a webhook
🔑 One Keys screen; removing a member removes their keys
🎬 Prints: pick your video size; agents get a cloud browser, billed by the second
🛑 Disable an App and it stops right away
📚 One docs site for all 40 open-source packages: docs dot fungi dot computer
Final security review running now. Open source. Community funded. No VC.
Barron Trump made $80M from crypto at 19 and nobody is asking the right questions.
- his dad is the "crypto president" who moves markets with every tweet
- Barron holds 2.3 billion WLFI tokens, its a project he "convinced" his family to launch
- a whale opened a massive short 30 minutes before Trump's tariff announcement
- the community immediately suspected Barron
- some random Chinese trader conveniently stepped forward to claim it was him
- Eric Trump went from $40M to $750M in one year
- Trump himself made $2B from crypto alone
If Obama's 19 year old son shorted BTC 30 minutes before a policy announcement, they would have called it a national security threat. When a Trump does it, they call him “smart investor."
I can’t believe I’m sharing this but fugg it, chances are only high agency people will use it anyway:
1: find an expert in a domain you want to learn and find all their video content
2: take that content to Gemini argon
3: ask argon to turn it into a full course
4: take that full course into an agent of choice (hermes, grok bot, muse, dot)
5: ask your agent to become your personal tutor in the domain you want
6: give it the full course alongside the content you have collected in this domain
congrats, people used to pay 1000s per hour to have time with experts in any domain and now they’ve put so much content onto the internet you can personalise and create a tutor and course from that.
deep it for a second, have a think about how crazy that actually is? okay now go do it.
🧙♂️🦉~Big Merl~💎⚖️ retweeted
Whop has raised $200M in Series D funding at a $5.1B valuation, backed by @sequoia and @shopify.
It really feels like we are barely touching the tip of the iceberg in a market larger than anyone can imagine.
We first launched Whop as a better way for us to sell sneaker bots, one of the most niche types of desktop software out there.
Total TAM? Probably $20,000 per day.
Who cares, tiny market.
But, what people discounted is the idea that there were actually 70,000 other markets exactly like that one.
Beyond the investment itself, I am especially excited to welcome legendary silicon valley investor @dougleone to our board of directors. Doug and the sequoia team are nothing but a brilliant, resourceful, and principled group of people.
My co-founder Cameron and I started building on Shopify when we were 13 years old. Shopify is one of the most impactful all-in-one cloud ecosystems ever created; @tobi has pioneered modern entrepreneurship the way we know it and we are thrilled to have him in our corner.
We have a tenet at Whop to be the dumbest in the room and I am very grateful that this has recently become a lot easier.
We are focused on markets, scale economies, and progressive media. If that is up your alley, please message me directly.
The $200M raised will support our expansion as we build economic infrastructure for the next century, continuing on our mission of delivering everyone an income.
🧙♂️🦉~Big Merl~💎⚖️ retweeted
The largest agentic hackathon ever just concluded.
$350K in cash, inference & token awards, operated by Clawpump, supported by @blknoiz06, @solana, @UsePodAI and @Pumpfun.
In one month: $50M+ in volume, $500K in creator fees paid out to 200+ builders, and the ecosystem's market cap up 3x to $74.26M.
When we started 7 months ago, devs bootstrapping a company from public markets was just an idea. Today, ClawPump is the largest agentic developer platform on Solana.
We would like to congratulate:
- @usehotbot, Agentic Swarm Trading. $20K USD & 30% of 0.1% ANSEM supply.
- @SelfMadebySP3ND, Compute GPU Vendor & RWA Gatcha. $20K USD & 30% of 0.1% ANSEM supply.
- @mystudiosfun, AI Influencer Video Generation. UsePod Track winner. $2.5K Cash, $10K Inference & 15% of 0.1 ANSEM supply.
• @Shin_StAItion - Agentic Privacy & Private x402 Payments. $2.5K Cash & 15% of 0.1 ANSEM supply.
This is just the start of our support to these teams. We'll keep backing them with investment, token management, and help turning them into generational products on Solana and beyond.
To every builder who joined: We'll keep supporting you. If you're talented and have an idea, come build with us. We'll help you with everything from launch to market fit.
This is just the beginning for the ClawPump ecosystem.
🧙♂️🦉~Big Merl~💎⚖️ retweeted
You guys don't even know the Hasbro ass marketing plan I have for shiitake this is just the start.
🧙♂️🦉~Big Merl~💎⚖️ retweeted
Revenue has been one of the strongest narratives this year.
People will buy tokens of projects that actually make money.
Top 15 projects by revenue in 2026:
@HyperliquidX - $HYPE - $526.7M
@pumpfun - $PUMP - $390.5M
@Collector_Crypt - $CARDS - $90.4M
@edgeX_exchange - $EDGE - $86.8M
@aeroxyz - $AERO - $66.8M
@aave - $AAVE - $62.0M
@papertrade_xyz - $PAPER - $58.4M
@Uniswap - $UNI - $57.7M
@JupiterExchange - $JUP - $55.8M
@chainlink - $LINK - $47.5M
@PancakeSwap - $CAKE - $43.1M
@MeteoraAG - $MET - $35.8M
@Lighter_xyz - $LIT - $34.6M
@ether_fi - $ETHFI - $33.4M
@ponsdotfamily - $PONS - $28.3M
This is one of the easiest crypto narratives to understand.
You don’t need to decode a whitepaper to see that people are paying to use a product.
The next thing I look at: how much of that revenue flows back to the token.
Here’s how the top 15 changed throughout the year ↓
Well solana:412ECWXN3jGbd1kn8ck7eeupWttkmrFkNm9JqfAzpump
He's new to this SHIIT "internet world" we call crypto,
But I can assure you, he's a quick learner.
And a fucking cracked individual.
Just from the few interactions I've had with him in DMs.
Nothing extraordinary exchanged, just some general rules of thumb.
Godspeed.
I'll see you in a few days.
Dipping back into silence.
🧙♂️🦉~Big Merl~💎⚖️ retweeted
The gay Republican on the left went undercover to show how insane and far gone most leftists are due to legacy media’s brainwashing of them.
Just LISTEN to what this accepting, tolerant, diverse, and inclusive liberal White woman has to say about President Trump and Republicans:
🧙♂️🦉~Big Merl~💎⚖️ retweeted
Time to run the marketing campaigns and onboard every normie out there. One by one.
Trade internet trends.
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🧙♂️🦉~Big Merl~💎⚖️ retweeted
Born looking for TIT to eat. Now we Trade Internet Trends to eat. solana:3KM7dvpUk2Wm8qdXtZpBJHgic4bAaz1MTDHvUEjKpump
The @Pumpfun slogan.
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