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UK9 - aMaZe

London/Madrid
Joined August 2013
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Fofana leaving the game with a clean sheet
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Got invited over but I’m only there to swap her brother’s PS5 controller with mine that has stick drift.
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I hope whoever stole my amazon package was also planning on being a RuneScape bot for halloween...
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when you forget your ring of recoil at zulrah
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AJ retweeted
lo primero que haré cuando salga el GTA VI será: - zumbarme a dos tios en una zona de cruising - comerme una(s) buena(s) polla(s) - llegar a casa y encender la play y jugar al juego
🚨GTA 6 permitirá tener relaciones sexuales entre hombres con claridad de detalle incluyendo líquidos, gemidos y el acto como tal sin censura ⚠️
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Tonali vs Brentford 26/27 compilation
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Ohhhhh, DT’s a fucking stalker, Can’t fit into a hat, He saw his ex go on a date, But he said no fuck that He waited and he stalked them, Until they left that night, Then he kidnapped her in his carboot, And filled his ex with fright!
Ohhhhh, Bruno's fucking magic, he wears a magic hat. He could have stayed a Geordie, but he said no fuck that. He wants to play for Mikel in the famous red and white Annnnnnnnd when we win the league again we’ll sing this song all night
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Arsenal may not have got Vinicius ❌ However Double Chinisus is available ✅ WERE GONNA DO THIS 😭😭
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bro imagine posting this only to get turned down 😭😭
bro imagine vini playing carabao cup v port vale 😭😭
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Modrić, Perišić, Kramarić and Kovačić turning up for another Croatia World Cup campaign 😭
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Madueke was fighting Palmer for penalty against Everton at 4-0 but didn’t step up before Gabriel in a Champions League Final HMMMMMMMMM.
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Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆 Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐️

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22 years of bullying over just like that. It’s been an absolute pleasure.
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AJ retweeted
Who remembers this when Trossard pushes Sanchez? Goal was given. Just unbelievable
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AJ retweeted
Igor Tudor has just gone to say hello to Arne Slot and it was just a random bald bloke. 🤣
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Do you think on El Talkio Sportio they’re sat debating wether Pedri should really be playing over Pablo Fornals
"Bellingham Deals with Pressure that Doesn't Exist at Aston Villa"! 😬 Flex and Rory Jennings Debate Whether Morgan Rogers Should Start Ahead of Jude Bellingham for England? 🤔
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Massive pay out and just in time for full release of FM. Dreamland
We can confirm that we have this evening parted ways with Men’s First Team Manager Will Still.

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Stinker and hooked at Palace ✅ Stewarded at Chelsea ✅ Isak's doing everything but score in this league 😭🤣
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Was hoping we could use this… #GTFC
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🚨 BREAKING: "Ibiza final boss" spotted at GE W302
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