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MerkinMuffley

@MerkinMuffley

Ex-President of the United States of America

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Joined February 2009
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@TheOnion25 May 2023
Ron DeSantis Relaunches Presidential Campaign From Inside Burning Tesla bit.ly/3q90gCK
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@TheOnion1 Sep 2022
Ohio 5th Graders Annoyed That Friend Forced To Give Birth Only Talks About Baby Stuff Now bit.ly/3KHrFBC
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@MarkHamill29 Jul 2022
What he said... 👍❤️🙏 thank you @jonstewart
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@therecount28 Jul 2022
“If this is America First, then America is fucked.” Take 10 minutes to watch Jon Stewart tear into Republicans for blocking a Senate bill providing benefits to veterans, including for those exposed to burn pits.

Jon Stewart On The Republicans Who Blocked The Veteran Benefit Bill

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Pleas watch this and RT it 1 million times. Thank you.
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@Criterion4 Jul 2021
Happy 4th from Little Edie ❤️
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@nickkroll4 Jul 2021
Happy July 4th!
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@TheOnion3 Jun 2021
Congress Takes Field Trip To Goldman Sachs To Learn How Laws Get Made bit.ly/2SV00Xc
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It’s Fridee night! Drinks all around. Otherwise see ya round like a 🍩. #TGIF #WineLady #AtHomeWithAmySedaris
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Gonna be late on Mondee! It’s Fridee night. 🍷 🥂 🥃 🍹🍹 Beautiful embroidery by Julie Jackson. Who has kindly provided a free PDF to print and follow to make your own Wine Lady cross-stitch at home on her website: subversivecrossstitch.com #WineLady #Crossstitch #Weekend
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Hallmark Cards @Hallmark donated $16,019 to Senator Josh Hawley in 2021. I would think this highly respected company would want to distance itself from a Senator who helped instigate the attack on the U.S. Capitol. STOP FUNDING SEDITIONISTS RETWEET #DemVoice1 #Fresh #wtpBLUE
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See ya round like a 🍩! #TGIF #WineLady #AtHomeWithAmySedaris
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Not sure how we’ll explain to future generations that Americans could have put a single piece of cloth in front of their wet fucking mouths and prevented a World War 2 amount of death, and they just didn't
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Mel Brooks
@MelBrooks27 Jan 2021
Such sad news—Cloris was insanely talented. She could make you laugh or cry at the drop of a hat. Always such a pleasure to have on set. Every time I hear a horse whinny I will forever think of Cloris’ unforgettable Frau Blücher. She is irreplaceable, and will be greatly missed.
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Seth Rogen
@Sethrogen24 Jan 2021
All jokes aside, @tedcruz is a fascist piece of shit.
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What a great day to wake up in America. Did anybody else read Biden's pissy, angry, shit-stirring tweet he wrote at 2 AM last night? Neither did I.
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Dan Rather
@DanRather20 Jan 2021
Oh right, that’s what a president is supposed to sound like.
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I feel like I've taken a 200 pound shit.
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CONFIRMED: @Kohls will stop selling MyPillow in light of their CEO Mike Lindell’s role in the insurrection last week.
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My Pillow CEO Mike Lindell Says Bed Bath And Beyond, Kohl's Will Drop His Products; Dominion Voting Systems Threatens To Sue minnesota.cbslocal.com/2021/…
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RT if you think the Senate should #ExpelJoshHawley
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