The AI Situation Engine for companies. Find what changed before the company notices.

Joined August 2026
Today we’re introducing Meridian - AI built to understand an entire company. Meridian finds the problems, risks and opportunities your company is missing — before they become obvious. In controlled testing, Meridian surfaced 5/5 costly developments early. See what your company is missing: meridiankernel.com/
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If you run an MSP with 100 clients: tell me which one is going to leave next. Not which one has complained the loudest. Which one is quietly becoming a problem right now. You probably can’t. Neither can your PSA. That’s a very expensive blind spot. I built Meridian to find the answer. I’m looking for MSPs confident enough to let it try.
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4/4 Now we want to test Meridian in the real world.We’re opening it to 10 companies for 30 days, free.Real company. Real data. Real problems.If you’re a founder, CEO, COO or operations leader:Reply “Meridian” or DM me.
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2/4 We tested whether Meridian could find costly developments before they became obvious.5 modeled companies. 2,000 signals. 5 planted developments.Meridian surfaced all 5 early.Revenue opportunity — 118 signals early Client churn — 116 Margin leakage — 129 Delivery risk — 115 Blocked decision — 142 £825,000 in simulated exposure. Controlled testing. Not customer ROI.
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1/4 Meridian can connect what the rest of your company sees separately.Sales sees one thing. Finance sees another. Support sees another. Operations sees another.Meridian connects the dots and surfaces what actually matters.
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B2B salespeople: £750 per paid client today. £1,500 offer. 50% commission. No cap. Full sales system provided. I’ll help close. Reply “interested” and start today.
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B2B salespeople — I’m paying 50% commission today. I’m building the sales force for Meridian. The offer is simple: → £1,500 B2B sale → £750 to you for every customer you originate that closes today → No cap → Full sales playbook + scripts provided → Start immediately You don’t need to do everything yourself. If you can cold call, cold email, DM, book meetings, work your network or close — bring me the opportunity and I’ll help you get it over the line. Meridian helps companies identify expensive operational problems before they become obvious. I’m looking for people who can actually move, not spend a week “getting ready.” If you can sell B2B, reply “interested” or DM me. Let’s see who closes first.
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building Meridian’s sales force right now. £1,500 B2B offer. £750 per paid client today. 50%. no cap. full sales system already built. you can prospect + close yourself or open the buyer and bring me in to help close. can start immediately. interested?
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looking for b2b salespeople who can move TODAY. Meridian sells a £1,500 operational intelligence sprint. normally £600 per paid customer. today: £750 per paid customer. 50%. no cap. you do NOT need to run the entire close alone. cold call. email. dm. use your network. get us in front of the right decision-maker and i'll help close. full script + sales playbook already built. DM “meridian”.
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SELL MERIDIAN £1,500 B2B sale. £600 commission when you independently source and fully close an eligible customer. 40%. No commission cap. Meridian helps leadership identify expensive operational problems before they become obvious in normal reporting. Initial offer: 30-Day Operational Blind-Spot Sprint. Meridian provides: ICP, positioning, pitch, discovery process, objection handling, proof material and technical support. You provide: prospecting, qualification, discovery and the close. Full-cycle B2B sellers only. Apply immediately if you can begin prospecting within 24 hours.
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building Meridian's first commercial network. £1,500 B2B sale. £600 to whoever sources + fully closes the eligible customer. product built. ICP built. pitch built. discovery built. objections built. sales material built. looking for people who can actually sell. no commission cap. if you've personally closed B2B revenue, DM me your strongest deal.
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built the product. now i want someone dangerous on distribution. Meridian’s first offer is £1,500. close the deal and you get £600. if they stay, you get 20% recurring for 12 months. no salary cap. no “OTE”. no waiting 3 months to get paid. just revenue in → commission out. if you can actually close B2B, DM me.
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salespeople complain companies cap their commission. so i did the opposite. sell a £1,500 Meridian deal: you keep £600. customer stays? you keep 20% of recurring revenue for 12 months. no degree required. no CV required. no interview theatre. show me you can sell. DM me.
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i think i’ve made this sales offer borderline stupid: Meridian sells for £1,500. you bring the customer + close them: £600 is yours. they become recurring? 20% of that revenue is yours for 12 months. i built the product, you build the pipeline. we both eat. looking for killers who can actually sell B2B. DM “600”.
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Most company software tells you what happened. We built Meridian to determine what is happening, why it is happening, and what requires a decision. 15 source classes. Evidence-linked reasoning. Human-governed action. The AI situation engine for companies.
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if you’re genuinely elite at B2B sales, I have a ridiculous offer for you. I spent 6 months building the product. you don’t build it. you don’t fund it. you don’t manage delivery. you sell it. Meridian’s first offer is £1,500. close one → £600 to you. if that company stays with Meridian, you get 20% of their recurring revenue for the next 12 months. I’m deliberately making the economics aggressive because right now I value great distribution more than protecting margin. I only want a handful of people doing this. if you know how to get in front of founders/operators and close B2B deals, DM me “Meridian.”
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looking for people who can actually sell. I’ve spent 6 months building Meridian. the product is far ahead of distribution. we’re selling a £1,500 B2B Operational Risk Sprint. you source + close: → £600 per sale (40%) → 20% recurring revenue for 12 months no salary. no lead-gen bullshit. you close, you get paid. looking for a small number of genuinely good B2B sellers. DM me with something you’ve sold.
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Meridian is recruiting 5 independent sales partners for our £1,500 Operational Risk Sprint. Source and close a client: earn £525 after payment clears. If they continue with Meridian: earn 15% of collected revenue for 12 months. Commission-only. DM proof of a deal you closed.
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Meridian is recruiting 5 independent B2B sales partners. Sell our £1,500 Operational Risk Sprint: • £525 per closed client • 15% recurring revenue for 12 months • commission-only • 90-day trial You source + close. DM me with proof of a B2B deal you’ve closed.
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