@Meredith_Mer85

✨Faith. Family. Love. Liberty. Music.🎶

Joined September 2020
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My dad and I at the Rose Bowl. Definitely not the outcome we wanted, but we made it there. Bucket list stadium and trip for us. 🌹 🥣
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Who’s ready to play? Geaux Tigers!
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Pro-tip: stop inviting people into your home who hate you and want your home destroyed.
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When someone says "all music is political" you know they have bad taste in music and are insufferable to be around for longer than 20 minutes at any given time.
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Nothing will ever convince me that burning someone a CD wasn’t one of the most romantic things a person could do.
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after this absolutely brutal year for women, are you guys ready to repeal 19 yet? or should I check back after a few more baby killers, whores in the gym, and retarded press secs? bc idk about y’all, but i’m ready to wrap this shit up
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You look poor. The $2,000 mechanical birds are over there.
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@6ixxtarOct 15
My mom accidentally joined a neighborhood group chat meant for divorced dads. Nobody knows how she got added. Instead of leaving, she started giving them advice. Within two weeks, she was reminding them about school picture day, suggesting lunch recipes, and telling them to drink more water. One guy posted that his ex-wife was getting remarried, and my mom replied, "Good. Now focus on your lawn. It's embarrassing." Apparently, they LOVE her. Yesterday they invited her to their monthly barbecue. My dad asked why she was going. She said, "Those men need supervision.”
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Patiently waiting for the morning flow of visitors. Okay, maybe not patiently, but I’m here.
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Have there always been this many crazy women or did something happen?
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𝔭@PhamelandOct 14
Yo solo quiero volver a casa porque hay un perrito que me está esperando con todo el amor del mundo.
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Who keeps an emergency hotdog in their back pocket at the casino??
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This is basically my gym wear as well 😂
The Redheaded libertarian
@TRHLofficialOct 13
I, for one, hit the gym looking like Adam Sandler.
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When he sees his favourite delivery driver
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Why is everyone so mad at Shane Gillis?? Yall act like he killed 3 kids with exercise equipment or something…
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I don't understand the uproar over Shane Gillis's comments. A lot of gym clothes are microscopic. Worse than that? When these same woman act as though a man glancing in their direction (even briefly!) is a grave injustice. Some of them purposely behave in a way to record these interactions and then post online. The performative outrage is exhausting.
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At this age, I’ll leave just about anywhere early because “the dog’s been home alone too long.” Meanwhile, she hasn’t moved from the couch, doesn’t know what time it is, and probably wishes I’d quit coming home and waking her up.
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"Some People Didn't Like a Comedian's Jokes" should not be national news in 2026.
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💯 everybody knows what he is saying is true. And for me, it’s so easy to not be offended because I am not one of those at the gym 😂
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@kimmie_c_Oct 12
Finally listened to the Shane Gillis monologue. Women. If THIS is what's gonna send you into a days long tizzy, you're in for a very hard life.
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@akafaceUSOct 12
The worst kind of tired is being too tired to do anything but somehow not tired enough to fall asleep.
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