Deadpool

[|] SWITCHED usernames from my old account — everyone go follow @SexiestAntiHero, I'll be there from now on, thank you. [|]

I think so. xitter.cf/aliancvna/status/83840…

Or maybe you're still upset because I've yet to feed you my special seed. xitter.cf/aliancvna/status/83840…

Where's my fucking good morning you arachnid cunt? xitter.cf/aliancvna/status/83840…

Hey, @InkTellsAStory! — Tell your fucking husband he's to live up to our deal or I will shoot you.

If @DevoutLeader plays as The Joker again, I'll fucking murder him.

@UnfortunateSyn @hornyjbiebs

This is it, don't get scared now.

Status update: Just had the best chimichanga from Samantha's Tacos! My toilet bowl approves.

"Oh, sweet Jesus." xitter.cf/decayedqueen/status/83…

Crime's the disease, meet the cure. Okay, not the cure, but more like a topical ointment to reduce the swelling and itch. Hi, Tom!

"Awe, I think I know what time of the month it is!" xitter.cf/offemmefatale/status/8…

"Come here,@justaklepto and let this pepperoni flatbread give you a /ride/ of your life."

"I'm totally ready to shoot my load into @DecayedQueen's velvet underground."

"My celebrity crotch-shot."

"What I want right now." • Boobs. • A booty groupy. • FREE TACO TUESDAY!! • Betty White's number. • Action.

"Yes, yes he is." xitter.cf/inktellsastory/status/…

"No, he's on my couch tonight whether he likes it or not." xitter.cf/inktellsastory/status/…