Hand me my keys you son of a bitch

Joined December 2025
JJ McCarthy proves to everyone why you don’t give up on a young QB so quickly. So much of being a QB is if the system fits your play style. How can you develop as a player if every mistake you make you are closer and closer to being traded.
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Lmao I get the lefty on lefty thought process but you gotta pull Snell after the first home run.
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Chuckles Kirk retweeted
shit crazy that anyone truly thought that this was going to be a bust
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Nick Saban motivated me to make my son’s pee wee football team run "110’s Alabama.” 10/25 kids on the team collapsed after running 5 of them. Those 10 kids all received the Covid vaccine but I’m in jail for "Child Abuse.”
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Hey Aaron Boone! How about you put in Volpe at second base and send Jazz Chisholm Jr back on the boat holding Tom Hanks hostage.
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So you’re telling me Aaron Judge is too hurt to swing a fucking bat? #soft #kobewouldcallyouapussy
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Drake "fucking sucks” Maye
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Chuckles Kirk retweeted
“white people stole our resources” what the fuck were you niggas gonna do with uranium?
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Is Jason Kelce officially gayer than Travis?
Travis Kelce gets loose 😮‍💨 Taylor Swift and Jason Kelce were lovin' it!
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Chuckles Kirk retweeted
I hate the Niners. That out the way I’ve never seen a player play each rep like their life depended on it. Guy is first ballot
Fred Warner came back and immediately made his presence felt for San Francisco 11 TKL, 5 SOLO, 1 PD, 1 FF A strong return from the heart of the 49ers defense.
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Fred Warner… dat nigga🔥
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Every fucking year @49ers you guys do this to me but for whatever reason I fucking love it.
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Lmao a lot of Black folks made this a white vs black thing and this nigga don’t even like his own people.
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Anyone else afraid to sleep in a uber ride? Scared I’m either gonna get to my destination or wind up in someone’s basement across the country.
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These lil nigga Japanese kids in the Little League World Series can play ball. #Oppenheimer
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Nigga is this Tyler Robinson
Miz, upon seeing a small crowd of reporters: “This is it?” “Packers play today.” “Ah.”
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My Grandson is playing in the Little League Series this afternoon. He said two players are out with an illness so I’m betting against them. Grandson trying to up his inheritance, smart young man he is.
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Normalize getting gay with yo niggas
.@Jaboowins and @camskattebo5's pregame handshake 😂 NYGvsMIA - 4PM ET on @nflnetwork Stream on @NFLPlus
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Shot +2 on front nine today #tourstick #nigga
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