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Joined December 2013
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Ain’t no hoes in my messages just a bunch of verification codes
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I forgot I have a gf <<<<<
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Inertial Observer retweeted
logging on to linkedin and commenting who cares on every post
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a haunted house but every room has a project manager asking for a status update
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Pausing midstroke just to ask her why she was playing hard to get.
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Chat, I was too young in 2011, is this fuel crisis worse?
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Inertial Observer retweeted
"hey can you hop on a quick call" hey can you hop off a large building
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This is a 210mill house while auje is selling a plot ku 43 kopandaso ndi nseu wa tar omwe at 200mil things are unnecessarily expensive
Shaun Mkhize's house is to be sold by the state for 2 million
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Inertial Observer retweeted
Answered prayers bafethu 🙏🏾
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Inertial Observer retweeted
It hurts to see nice cars just chilling in china for as low as 3 - 5million and in perfect condition but the moment it gets to malawi 😂😂😂 the despicable minions of MRA will say "ah✋🏽 your duty is ✍🏽 15million" 😂😂😂 like how!? Did the vehicle commit a crime? 👀
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Inertial Observer retweeted
Girls be like “I manifested this” and it’s just them being an escort on a boat.
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That’s what we do at work moos
Can we normalize hanging out without drinking 🙁
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Inertial Observer retweeted
phones are overheating, bodies are sweating,. is this y’all favorite weather?
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Everything is urgent in corporate until you ask for approval. 😂
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Inertial Observer retweeted
Unfortunately you can’t describe what it’s like to drive a BMW to someone. It’s something they just have to experience. These cars are magic man.
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There are people out there who don’t even know what Teams is. They’ve never used Outlook and have never had to log in 47 times a day through Microsoft Authenticator. They’re living the best life imaginable
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Inertial Observer retweeted
I need a 'gap year' from working next year 😭😭😭
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Logging onto the dark web tomorrow (Teams, Outlook, and Excel).
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Inertial Observer retweeted
Mzimayi utha kukwela naye minibus limodzi koma mu mtima mwake aziti wosauka ndiwe.
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